google blobs

some Discord server that became nitro-only because of salty cucklords from Reddit

"aw man fuckin google blobs sucks now"

by asdfjkl,xmzcbh May 27, 2017

google.com

A search engine that can be used to search anything from how a TV works to what a monkey is. It also includes a global map that can be seen in satellite or hybrid and can even show how good (or bad) the traffic is.It's everything you need in one simple search engine.

And for those who like to stay updated:
Google and NASA are teaming up to form a world-class observatory to every desktop, giving anyone with PC access to remote galaxies and exploding supernovae. The images will be taken by the newly built Large Synoptic Survey Telescope, or LSST, slated to go online in 2013. Get ready to have 30 TERABYTES of astronomy imagery, baby!!!!!

Person 1: Oh man, i missed Sex ED at school. Where am i going to learn that "stuff"?
Person 2: On Google.com, DUH!

Person A: WOW, i love science. Where can i learn more about it?
Person B: Check out Google.com. It has loads of stuff

by Alec K June 2, 2007

Google sheep

The Google sheep is a very strange, zombie-like individual. Google sheep flock to Google for all their questions and/or to come off smart. They will type in search terms using quotations, because that to them means they will get the most accurate and valid results; the first 10 entries are the only acceptable entries, except in the case of images, in which all are valid and "fun" to pester random people on forums, messengers, or email.

Google sheep are commonly seen lurking around, looking for something to Google late into the night and early morning - 3am is high time for the sheep. Online forums are the most common gathering place for the sheep.

Mating is unheard of, unless they use their Googling skills to pick up tips that are created by other Google sheep, and by chance find another sheep just as desperate.

Their diet is based on candy, soda, and Ramen noodles, but only if time allows; some searches distract the sheep from the normal mode of life for several hours at a time.

Someone randomly sent me an image of a yellow umbrella, telling me they save lives and sent me a link to a site full of more pointless umbrellas - what a Google sheep.

by teh ebil ducky August 27, 2006

google whacking

the act of trying to find a googlewhack.

lets go googlewhacking tonight.

by bigposerhead February 8, 2005

Google Brome

Google Brome: The 'bro' version of Google has been released. All you have to do is change the name of the former, and less cool version of Google Chrome into, Google Brome. Bros are never far, my friends

Guy 1: "Dude! just look it up on Google Chrome!"
Guy 2: "Naw, man, i got Google Brome, way cooler"

by AJdiff June 6, 2012

Google Meet

Zoom Cloud Meetings but somehow worse

"Lets use Zoom or Discord. Google Meet sucks"

by The Borkiest Bepis January 11, 2021

Google Smart

Describes someone who while communicating over the internet googles information and then portrays it as their own thought or as if they always knew the information they are displaying without looking it up mid-conversation.

Person 1: "Everybody knows that Rutherford B. Hayes was the 19th President of the USA"

Person 2: "Dude you're full of shit, you just googled that. You're not smart, you're Google Smart"

by Johnh1020 September 25, 2010