Alien Dildo Bong

Christine Sydelko fucking made this

We made an alien dildo bong on the internet.

by gay alien dildo September 14, 2018

Greek Dildo

The act of shitting in an extra large condom and freezing the condom so it becomes rock solid.

Greek Man 1: Damn yo I shoved that Greek Dildo so far up my ass I saw the old Gods again!
Greek Man 2: Sheesh bro lemme get some of that (proceeds to stick it in his ass).

by Penis_Doctor December 14, 2020

sweaty dildo

This is something you call a person when they are sweating profusely and are a dick at the same time

Oi bro, look over there isn’t that Graham?
The bro: Yes it is he is a sweaty dildo
Eww a sweaty dildo what a dick he must be

by K_CXNT March 25, 2021

Deepinder Dhillon

Deepinder is a man of his word if the mandem about to pull up on you he got you back. My man keeps a Mac11 on his side so dont even this of jumping him. My guy gets all the big batty gals at the party and he most likely has fucked with you girl. Mandem dont speak over him at the bando cause you know he really will shank you. He's a man of his word ones he said it he done it.

An advice would be to never get cought lacking cause my guy will have no mercy on you bitch ass.

Mandem dont call him by his name so no example. "Deepinder Dhillon" you call him by his name infront of him just start running. Thats my only advice.

by Š:っ’’ June 28, 2021

Homemade Dildo

if you have a bf and you want to leave him but you really like his penis, cut his penis off and glue it to some stress balls.

woman 1: hey, how is sex with your boyfriend?
woman 2: oh I dumped him, but this homemade dildo is great!

by 0inker September 14, 2023

elise's dildo

A big pink dildo that Elise owns, basically elise's dildo

"Damn I see a big pink dildo there!" "oh... thatæs elise's dildo"

by Pussydestroya February 3, 2017

Fatty Mc Dildo

usually referred to fat people with dildos up their asses

Me: Hey Fatty Mc Dildo got beans?
Fatty Mc Dildo: Ya fucked a dildo today, why?
Me: get in the bin.

by Fake news April 4, 2017