A quatic vertebrate animals that are typically ectothermic, often in a lifless, stunned or frozen state from being kept in a sea food market display case before being abruptly removed either by aroused customer or clerk to be used as a vaginal, or in some rare cases rectal pleasure device.
After a long tense moment in which Beatrice stared longingly into his eyes and then down his lobster-stained apron to his bulging package, Marty smashed the freezer glass with his meaty fist and grabbed the first dildo fish he could get his hands on, an atlantic salmon.
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As a noun, it is a weapon dating back from the Muff Diving Age, used by our lesbian ancestors to ward off attacking men. When wielded it would cause men to look confused, scratch their crotches and wonder how women could have fun without the real thing.
As a verb, it means ‘to look at someone saliciously, with intent to get into their pants, and buy a U-Haul/and or/apartment together the next week’.
As an adjective, it can be used to describe certain women who are tall, stand very straight, and occasionally, vibrate. As you might imagine, these types of women are very popular with young lesbians.
As a noun, it is a weapon dating back from the Muff Diving Age, used by our lesbian ancestors to ward off attacking men. When wielded it would cause men to look confused, scratch their crotches and wonder how women could have fun without the real thing.
As a verb, it means ‘to look at someone saliciously, with intent to get into their pants, and buy a U-Haul/and or/apartment together the next week’.
As an adjective, it can be used to describe certain women who are tall, stand very straight, and occasionally, vibrate. As you might imagine, these types of women are very popular with young lesbians.
Lesbian: Did you see Lisa? She was totally dildoing me with her eyes earlier.
Lesbian 2, from England: Phwwoaaar, did you see the attachments on that one? She is so dildo!
Lesbian 2, from England: Phwwoaaar, did you see the attachments on that one? She is so dildo!
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A gay man, usually blonde hair, who has no common sense and walks around clueless like he'ld rather be getting shagged up the ass.
Mark was acting like a dancing dildo at the office when jim kept tickling him behind the ear with his mothers dildo.
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Person A:Do you remember Dildo Gaggins?
Person B:Who?
Person A:You know,Dildo Gaggins :).
Person B:Screw you
Person B:Yeah,what about it?
Person A:Do you remember Dildo Gaggins?
Person B:Who?
Person A:You know,Dildo Gaggins :).
Person B:Screw you
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