vegan cheating

the state of being single, but telling an interested woman that you have a girlfriend. this will incite the forbidden sexual thrill and spontaneity of the real thing, but does not actually involve hiding information from someone, hence the "vegan".

"What do you mean Sarah's really your cousin?"
"Yeah, I just told you she was my girlfriend. You sure outfucked her. That's vegan cheating for you."
"I guess I did, huh?"

by nochilliam November 6, 2022

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portugal cleaning house

Sticking your dick in every hole.

We decided to have a Portugal Cleaning House party when the kids were staying the night at a friends house.

by IamValid December 6, 2022

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European cleaning

When you shove a girls head into a toilet and flush and at the same time two people bang her from behind

“What did you guys do at your sleepover
“John’s mom was being annoying so we decided to give her a European cleaning!”

by shaker9000 December 14, 2022

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pact cheating

{Gaming term} When two or more individuals who are related in some sort of way (friends, family, etc) help one another in order to win a game INDIRECTLY.

"these guys are obviously pact cheating, they all have similar usernames."

by alpjuggins January 28, 2023

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pact cheating

When two or more individuals, related to one another in some sort of way (family, friends, etc) help one another and make usually online multiplayer games with some sort of voting mechanic, unfair to play against; INDIRECTLY.

"yo lets hop servers you can tell these guys are pact cheating, they all vote for the same person."

by alpjuggins January 28, 2023

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