AntiStrachanTwat

Celtic "pundit" who - even were he to guide the team to unlikely victory in the Champion's League - would still call Gordon Strachan "shite."

Daver: "Steviebhoy; that really was a pile of utterly gangrenous pish you wrote, was it not? Surely even the likes of you - with the IQ of a tea cosy - must realise that a manager who has won 3 leagues in a row, and the League Cup only yesterday is deserving of some acclaim?"

Steviebhoy - "Naw, Strachan's shite. We won all these accolades despite Strachan - if it were not for him, we would be 84 points ahead in the league, and just have knocked Messi's Barcelona out of the european Cup."

Daver: "Are you sure you are not in fact speaking a load of monotonous drivel, and that even the village idiot would come to the conclusion that strachan has done every Celtic fan proud with victory yesterday?"

Steviebhoy: "Naw, he's just shite."

Daver: You fucking AntiStrachanTwat

by Daver the Messiah March 16, 2009

antismotial

The behaviour of smokers at a predominantly non-smoking social event, who leave from time to time to have a smoke.

"You're going outside again? You're so antismotial!"

"Right, it's that time again, I'm off to be antismotial."

by Heath Raftery May 3, 2009

antislamitism

(n.) -- Publicly-voiced attitudes toward Islam and Moslems worldwide, often irrational and prejudiced.

"There is so much antislamitism today, what with the Ground Zero mosque controversy and other issues. It's not fair to judge an entire people just because of a few isolated
incidents or radical fanatics."

-- overheard at a water cooler in a lower Manhattan office on September 1, 2010

by PRwiz101 September 9, 2010

Antisupporters

Antisupporters are people who don't support your decisions in life. Most likely friends. These people talk about you and how they wish everything was back to normal when you're obviously happy with the guy you're with and he's most happy with you, and the friend will constantly fight with you and make you feel like shit most of the time when she's around you and when she's around you when your on the phone with the most amazing boy in the world. Or Antisupporters, AKA Heidi.

Heidi was texting Ryan and Ryan said "I'm happy for the both of them". Heidi said "Well I'm not, He started being a real ass to me so I don't even talk to him anymore".
Heidi was being an Antisupporters without the s

by The One He Will Love Forever August 9, 2012

antiselfy

The direct opposite of a selfy or selfie. It is the act of taking very unattractive or weird faces of yourself. The camera is up close and brings out those qualities you do not want someone to see. It is like seeing those pictures of a drunken party a day later that someone snapped of you.

YIKES! Who took that picture of me. That is the epitome of an antiselfy

by bohemianweirdo March 4, 2014

Antistixi

A modern rhetoric device in which a person writes using no punctuation or capitalization in order to sound frantic, excited, or just to achieve that chill aesthetic.

Me :"but sports scholarships exist because how good you are at football is completely related to academia and you definitely deserve to go to college more than this kid with a 4.0 gpa"
Teacher: "Please don't use Antistixi in a school paper."

by skcool April 12, 2015

antisnark

The opposite of snark, as when an apparently sarcastic comment suddenly seems completely reasonable.

Jimbo opined that Rick Perry was running for president just so he could yell "political witch hunt!" at his prosecutor on corruption charges. Suddenly, he realized they were all running for that reason. He had discovered the long sought antisnark.

by jimbo92107 August 9, 2015