Myles warren is short and an (interesting) person. He is a teachers pet and is always compared to his jerk sibling.
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"Bitch at mcdonalds just saw me put soda in the water cup."
"Omg I'm rank 2 badass cuz I put soda in the water cup!!!"
"Dude I just listened to soda in the water cup. Sickest shit ever. Fronz is a beast."
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"Dude I just listened to soda in the water cup. Sickest shit ever. Fronz is a beast."
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When a small rubber duck hits your forehead, you know. The fun and games are over. Time for lethal.
You pick up the fallen shower head from the bathtub floor.
“WaTeRbUg nOT TaKInG sIdES” a small voice peeps. You don’t care, so you ignore the small roach. You turn the shower setting to your favorite... LETHAL.
Barry says something but you’re not listening. You’re focused om one thing and one thing only: kill. That. Bee.
“IVE GOT ISSUES” YOU YELL, AND PRESS THE TRIGGER.
“AKDJRKSIWJDJFOR” says Barry, and falls directly into the toilet. Things are going well!
“Well, well, well,” you joke, “royal flush!”
“You’re bluffing” says Barry, but you can see the fear in his eyes. He knows. You know. He will die.
“Am I?” You chuckle, reaching for the flush button. You turn it, and the water begins to rumble. You have no regrets. You look down into the toilet as Barry screams, being sucked down. He grabs a nail file and somehow... surfs his way out?
“Surfs up dude” he says as he jumps out and splashes you with some water.
Water.
From.
The.
Toilet.
No. This can’t be happening. It can’t be. But it is. You eyes squint, your hands instinctively protect your face. A little bit of water gets in your mouth.
There. What do you say? What do you do? There is only one answer to this question.
“EW POO WATER!”
When a small rubber duck hits your forehead, you know. The fun and games are over. Time for lethal.
You pick up the fallen shower head from the bathtub floor.
“WaTeRbUg nOT TaKInG sIdES” a small voice peeps. You don’t care, so you ignore the small roach. You turn the shower setting to your favorite... LETHAL.
Barry says something but you’re not listening. You’re focused om one thing and one thing only: kill. That. Bee.
“IVE GOT ISSUES” YOU YELL, AND PRESS THE TRIGGER.
“AKDJRKSIWJDJFOR” says Barry, and falls directly into the toilet. Things are going well!
“Well, well, well,” you joke, “royal flush!”
“You’re bluffing” says Barry, but you can see the fear in his eyes. He knows. You know. He will die.
“Am I?” You chuckle, reaching for the flush button. You turn it, and the water begins to rumble. You have no regrets. You look down into the toilet as Barry screams, being sucked down. He grabs a nail file and somehow... surfs his way out?
“Surfs up dude” he says as he jumps out and splashes you with some water.
Water.
From.
The.
Toilet.
No. This can’t be happening. It can’t be. But it is. You eyes squint, your hands instinctively protect your face. A little bit of water gets in your mouth.
There. What do you say? What do you do? There is only one answer to this question.
“EW POO WATER!”
by HubbleTheSquid April 22, 2019
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