"tell me both sides of the story."
"...and then he spilled his soda all over me, he didn't give me any gas money even though I drove him all the way to Boston, and he didn't even kiss me goodnight!"
"Oh come on, flip me like a flapjack."
"Well, okay, he did pay for my dinner, and the soda was probably an accident. And I did offer to drive him to Boston."
When you're thirsty and you have to pee at the same time.
Can we stop into that cafe? It's 100 degrees and we've been walking forever, and I think that iced tea is finally hitting me. I need to exchange my water.