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Guy 1: “Dude what are you laughing at?”
Guy 2: “I let my 7 year old brother do my West Virginia University application and he fucking got in on scholarship”
Guy 2: “I let my 7 year old brother do my West Virginia University application and he fucking got in on scholarship”
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Get the west virginia waterfall mug.A girl who when in a group of people acts extroverted and shit but when you talk to her 1 on 1 she says 1 word for every 5 sentences you say. When she has time alone she'll pull out her phone and scroll through Twitter/Instagram, if you ask her what she is looking at she shuts off her phone and tilts it away with a guilty look on her face. She is a straight A+ student and will complain if she has less than 105% for an overall grade.
Person: Hey Virginia! How you doing?
Virginia: Shitty.
Person: Well uh, what are you doing?
Virginia:
Person: What I'm doing is just reading this book.
Virginia: Don't talk to me, my English grade is at a lowly 101%
Person: OMG! that is so good! I could never
Virginia:
Person: Your so good at English you know?
Virginia:
Person:
Virginia: Shitty.
Person: Well uh, what are you doing?
Virginia:
Person: What I'm doing is just reading this book.
Virginia: Don't talk to me, my English grade is at a lowly 101%
Person: OMG! that is so good! I could never
Virginia:
Person: Your so good at English you know?
Virginia:
Person:
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