Missisipi toaster

Sticking two pieces of toast in someones ass, cumming in it, letting it get hot and when its toasted you slap the persons ass so hard the toast shoots out

Jake: "hey Bro that missisipi toaster was lit"

James "yeah man that shit was great at the bar mitzvah when it shot out"

Jake "yeah it was

by Thebellybuttonmaster March 14, 2025

Kittanning Toaster Lovin

When you shot between the breasts of a woman then commence to titty fucking her & finishing off by ejaculating onto her tits like you are buttering the bread.

Did you eat breakfast?
Nah... but That girl it s gonna get a Kittanning Toaster Lovin with me today when I shot on her chest and duck her like a Thomas' English muffin

by Makeumybitch August 11, 2018

toaster

a way to refer to someone who is absolutely toasted (high)

don't touch my szechuan sauce you toaster !

by deskglobe April 6, 2022

Toaster ec

Toaster ec is a toaster who chats on discord. hes a bit mean and cannot be loyal.
Hes also straight
and hates munkeen sometimes

Toaster ec is so cool.
Toaster ec gonna have a livestream!?!?!

by dkzjclz0 August 13, 2020

Toaster Dickin

To show off. To brag or one up someone.

"Not to be toaster dickin but I got a 3.0kd"
"After I get my new car ima be toaster dickin for weeks!"

by Riskies January 24, 2021

toaster grilled cheese

When Ella's Pans are all dirty so she sticks a cheese sandwich in a toaster, getting melted cheese all over the place. She then sets off the smoke alarm because she burnt the toast.

"FUCK MY TOASTER GRILLED CHEESE"

by Candle Porn June 26, 2017

Toasters

Another way of describing someone who is a tosser, dickehead, loser etc

Person one: “look at those losers over there.”
Person two: “What a bunch of bloody toasters!”

by Chellebaby109dafox June 3, 2018