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Light Tuesday

To molest or fondle an alien crotch.
Man, Susie really gave Lord Xenu a sweet Light Tuesday. He blew his scorb gelatin all over her.
by unknown artist February 12, 2008
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Tuesday

A word that can be used to describe an asian person without insulting them with them knowing. This word is relativley close to gook.
Look at that silly tuesday in the Toyota.
by Friday247 September 9, 2010
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Why pay Tuesday for a hamburger today

if you can't afford it (whatever 'it' may be) now, why even get that shit? Originally a catch phrase from Wimpy on that ol' skool shit: Popeye the Sailor Man
Hey bro, spot me twenty on this sack?
Fuck you man! Why pay tuesday for...
by MrSubterranean January 28, 2007
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Touch tit tuesday

Every second Tuesday you get to touch the others sex breasts
Can’t wait till touch tit Tuesday cause I wanna touch some tits
by Pusydestroyer69 October 1, 2019
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Tuesday What?

A term used to state that you did not hear someone and wish that they repeat it. Originally coined from a misunderstanding of the phrase: "Who's gay?". "Who's gay?" was mistaken for Tuesday and the phrase "Tuesday what?" was born.
PERSON1: Did you tell him to abadhsd, *murmur*?
PERSON2: Tuesday What?
by zoraking November 5, 2005
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Holy Testicle Tuesday

Epithet/curse, originally said in Mandarin Chinese, as part of a Firefly episode. Basically, an expression of admiration or horror, depending on context . In Chinese 神聖的睾丸, roughly said "Shun-SHENG duh gao-WAHN"
Upon walking into a room full of vintage arts and crafts:

Steve: Are these all yours?
Joan: Yep. Collection started with my grandmother, we just kept adding to it
Steve: Holy Testicle Tuesday!
Joan: Thanks!
by Selric February 24, 2015
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special ruby tuesday

when your banging a pig in the butt and fingering her at the same time, you have to step on her head and simutaniously give her a fish hook.
Dude i was slamming this pig and nothing seemed to phase her, so i pulled the special ruby tuesday on her. Shes been calling ever sense!
by thetechman June 10, 2011
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