sweatervest

Jim Tressel-Head coach of The Ohio State University's football team.

I wonder if sweatervest will recruit any good players this year.

by LSU FAN January 3, 2008

sweaters

film on your teeth generally after a good nights sleep or from extended period of time without brushing

i really need to brush my teeth, i can feel the sweaters

by roonz January 28, 2005

Sweeper

a person who is a total numty-tard

Rusty lost his geese again! Christ, he's such a sweeper.

by 20:20Vision June 21, 2010

Skeeter Stik

A topical analgesic for temporary relief and itching due to insect bites and minor skin irritations.

Julie got big by a mosquito so Alex whipped out his skeeter stik and made it all better.

by Alexis Ahomo July 27, 2006

sweaterdouche

A special kind of douche. When a person decides to wear a sweater LOOSELY around their neck, they are known as a sweaterdouche. To increase douchiness, one only has to pop a collared shirt whilst sweaterdouching to increase douche level.

For those who don't know, there are OTHER ways to wear a sweater.

1) Wear the sweater like a normal person. If you brought it, that means you should wear it.
2) Carry it. If it's too hot then just carry it. It's more manlier and makes you less of a douche.
3) Tie it around the waist. This is debatablely less douchey then a typical sweaterdouche, but the general consensus is that a sweater around your waist is LESS douchey than a sweater around your neck, but is STILL douchey. Be careful if you tie your sweater around your waist.

Steve was too hot, so he decided to be a sweaterdouche. He tied the sweater around his neck loosely, in order to show that he was fashionable, but still casual.

Eric felt like he could make his casual boaters getup more casual by sweaterdouching it up, adding a loosely tied sweater to his ensemble.

by sweaterdouche August 22, 2010

Skeeter

a very white trash name; if somebody is being white trash or a childe call them Skeeter

Skeeter! Put down that roadkill my mom making us dinner.

by Skeeter Travis Childe April 30, 2009

sweaterfucker

1-n.Male or female person who is turned on by a well-filled cashmere or merino sweater, and uses his or her sweater during sex to arouse the sex organs and tease the other partner, and even may masturbate to climax on such sweater, if the person who owns it is or isn't present.

2. adj.A word to describe the fuckability of a person,
such as her figure indicates she would be a great sweaterfucker.

If I could get Don to buy it for you, Susan, that cashmere could help you become a horny sweaterfucker.

by Bill Black December 9, 2008