Sperm Banksy 

An artist that is just like legendary British street artist and political activist Banksy, except instead using stencil, he uses sperm, and instead of addressing topics of war and politics, he draws dicks.

Just saw a dick spewed across the subway seat next to me...must be another pop-up from Sperm Banksy!

Sperm Banksy by joeydnewyork July 8, 2025

Sperm-off 

A disinfectant spray used to erase cum stains

I used the handy dandy sperm-off to clean up from last nights family reunion.

Sperm-off by Spermoff August 10, 2025

Sperm Slots 

When you spank your hog so you nut out your current child in hopes for a better one

“Yo Brian, I just hit up the sperm slots so I don’t have a retarded ass kid”

Sperm Slots by TwinArchive October 1, 2025

sperm cramps

something men experience that is comparable to periods. poor guys.

‘my girl complaining about her period cramps, while i got sperm cramps’ - dom

‘yeah they’re soooo painful’ - x

sperm cramps by meeeowww3 November 7, 2025

Sperm whale

The largest carnivorous whale (except the blue whale but they don't count because all they eat is krill).
Back when people were idiots, they thought the sperm whale's echolocation liquid was sperm, so they called it the SPERM whale.

Sperm whale: I have a white substance that helps me echolocate giant squids!
Idiot: haha sperm!!!

Sperm whale by Tugia The Narrator February 8, 2026

Sperm whale

(PART 2)

Sperm whales can grow up to 52 ft and are enemies with orcas. One time in 1997, the sperm whales and orcas had a huge war that I like to call the "October War" because it lasted from Oct 21-26.

Another time some Sperm whales shit when fighting Orcas, lol. Sperm whales hunt giant/colossal squids. Also fun fact: Their poop is used for perfume.

Whaler: I'm gonna kill you for money Moby Dick
Sperm Whale: *shits and the whaler*
Whaler: hhahgahgratgsogheiotuwasghsuitrweigterter

Sperm whale by Tugia The Narrator February 8, 2026

Sperm Whaling

Having unprotected intercourse on a beach with a large women (whale) and ejaculating inside them then the women squirts shooting the sperm out with it

I was at the beach yesterday sperm whaling with my girlfriend

Sperm Whaling by Vegeables June 5, 2026