Definitions by joeydnewyork
Meat Puppet Show
When you were at the Cubs game, did you pee in the trough?....you look down and's like a regular Meat Puppet Show!
Meat Puppet Show by joeydnewyork August 3, 2026
Sperm Banksy
An artist that is just like legendary British street artist and political activist Banksy, except instead using stencil, he uses sperm, and instead of addressing topics of war and politics, he draws dicks.
Just saw a dick spewed across the subway seat next to me...must be another pop-up from Sperm Banksy!
Sperm Banksy by joeydnewyork July 8, 2025
Lapper Colony
An isolated community for the quarantining and treatment of Lappers--men suffering from never-ending urge to perform cunnilingus.
He is a Lapper from way back-in-the day...at some point it was so bad, he was committed to a Lapper Colony
Lapper Colony by joeydnewyork May 13, 2025
Word Salad Tosser
Someone who is not at a loss-for-words whilst bequeathing a rim job to their lover. Said yakety-jaws feels the need to continue the conversation well into the act of rimming, thus, depriving their mate from enjoying the unique erotic pleasure of analingus.
Sparks were flying in the bedroom last night--rimming was on the menu, however, the server was a real Word Salad Tosser ....yeah, he wouldn't shut the f**k up!
Word Salad Tosser by joeydnewyork August 13, 2024
Doctor Spock
A type of facial expression, specifically eyebrow movement when you catch your ho lying, cheating, if you will...
... Suspecting that someone has gone "Where No Man Has Gone Before"
... Suspecting that someone has gone "Where No Man Has Gone Before"
Doctor Spock by joeydnewyork February 21, 2020
Don King
A nefarious mound of pubic hair, specifically one with grey area, is stupid, and champions boxing heavyweights.
I took this old chick home from the bar, pulled her panties down, and I saw DON KING! I went down on her and he was coaching me "give it a 1 and a 2"
Don King by joeydnewyork February 21, 2020
flesh lapels
I took this girl home last night, took her trousers off and BAM! I could have made a sandwich out of her Flesh Lapels! There were snail tracks on my floor when she walked out; her pussy dragged on the floor those things were so big!
flesh lapels by joeydnewyork November 26, 2014