shlok

shlok is the most majestic being to ever walk this planet. He is the almighty and rizzes up all the gyatts in town. He gets billions of sacrifices daily and you can help make it trillions. Shlok is the most generous person as he accepts all kinds of sacrifices: people, orphans and goon juice. Make sure you sacrifice something to shlok every 5 minutes

I edge to Shlok almost all the time

by CorruptedShrimp5346190 June 24, 2024

Shloinkle Doink

A very fun person to be around.

My friend is a shloinkle doink

by AA1244568 July 29, 2024

Shlokism

Shlokism is a new religious movement centered around the great and mighty Shlok. It is centered around the charismatic and spiritual approach to life preached by Shlok, while also including levels of strict devotion to the sentiment of Shlokism. This entails maintaining loyal to the idea and entity of Shlok, while regularly displaying appreciation for Shlokism in a vast number of ways.

The boy converted to Shlokism.

by Shlokism Preacher July 29, 2024

Shlongberg

A penis that is hung to about the size of a iceberg

"Brother your shlongberg is massive and will never fade."

by Notborn withlength February 7, 2025

shlink

The action of moving your eyes back and forth at someone in a rapid motion, similar to the eye motion of a person with nystagmus.

I'm going to shlink at you!

by shlinke March 5, 2025

Shlok

The type of guy to always be drinking coffee and listen to playboi carti songs. Has a confusing love life, but even more confusing references. Coincidences are crazy.

Shlok “yeah, but you left”

by Played-these-games-before April 16, 2025

Shloking

Shloking is slang for stroking, which in itself is slang for male masturbation

“I heard he was shloking it on the bus”

by Jiñe dicer April 16, 2025