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A terrible affliction caused by sexual intercourse, biting, sucking, licking, or being otherwise naked in a beachy area. Symptoms include inflamed penis, extreme erectional pain, and general discomfort.

There is only one known cure for sand cock: time.
Dude, I had sex at the beach the other night and contracted a wicked case of sand cock.
Sand Cock by SandyPants09 June 1, 2009
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sand sexual 

Someone who enjoys playing in the sand and gets weirdly relaxed through the feel of it on their skin.
Wow! I think that I'm a sand sexual!
sand sexual by Pixie-granted August 2, 2018

sand nigger

A sand nigger is a middle easter nigger.
That sand nigger is selling kababs.
sand nigger by Nigerrr February 12, 2021

sand niggar 

Noun. An Arab, or more widely a person from the Middle East. Derog/Offens.
Tobacco, cigarettes. Rhyming slang on 'snout'. See 'snout'.
Noun. A form of address used between Blacks, and an alternative 'empowering' variation to the offensive but standard English nigger. Contentiously adopted and used within parts of the Black community
niggly Adj. Peevish, bad tempered. sand niggar
Made be Jessica Lee yall!
sand niggar by Jessica Lee June 3, 2007

sand coon 

not to be confused with a sand dune, a sand coon is something no holiday maker wants nearby when they're eating. it's enough to put you off your chips oh yes it is
we went to some arab country on holiday but there were too many sand coons so we came home
sand coon by stephenjolly February 15, 2008

Sandswitch 

When two guys are sandwiching a girl and decide to swap.
Girl to the two guys sandwiching her: "I want John's Cock in my ass now. Pete could you sandswitch with John and get outta my ass?
Sandswitch by Sandswitch July 20, 2009

Sandstorm 

When your shit is seemingly solid, but upon flushing or elongated floating, it fills the bow like a plume of desert sand.
I thought I was had a good shit this morning, but it turns out it was a full on sandstorm
Sandstorm by Nick Petrowski October 16, 2020