National Old Seats Month

“National Old Seats Month” is during the month of February. During this time, students in Mrs. Edmond’s math classes should legally be aloud to sit in their old seats.
Mrs. Edmonds doesn’t let us sit in our old seats, even though it’s National Old Seats Month!! >:(
by momma_of_4_XD February 07, 2020
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Gold Plated Toilet Seat

A person who is cheesy, a snob, and one who thinks:
1. "They're all that!" and really aren't, or
2. Believes they know more than everyone else, but really don't, and/or
3. Thinks they are better than everyone else.

In usage, such a person is described as sitting on their gold plated toilet seat, or asked to "get off their gold plated toilet seat."

See also: high horse, putting on the dog
Did you notice Angela at today's staff meeting? She was sitting on her gold plated toilet seat, trying to tell everyone what to do! Everyone knows she ain't all that!
by CheetahCats April 11, 2010
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1920s slang, a fancy way of saying "two days ago"
"a strange broad walked into my office- as strange broads sometimes do. i had seen her before- deuce of nods on the back seat, in O'Ryan's speakeasy."
by hels bels July 20, 2006
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Why don't you have a seat?

The command used by Chris Hansen, of Dateline NBC, before publicly humiliating and destroying would be child molestors on national television. No matter how much the child molestor wants to run, for reasons unknown to man, he cannot leave and always takes a seat.
Chris Hansen: Why don't you have a seat?
Child Molestor: Oh shit! I swear I wasn't going to do anything with that 13 year old boy. I have to go now!
Chris Hansen: Why don't you have a seat right over there.
Child Molestor can't help himself, and has a seat.
by BNov November 10, 2007
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why don't you take a seat

The dreaded words that Chris Hansen will tell you when you go into the house hoping to hook up with an underage girl.
I walked into the house
"hey did you bring the stuff I asked for?"
"Smirnoff Ice and strawberry condoms, you bet."
"ok let me just get changed"
I go into the kitchen and see Chris Hansen
"why don't you take a seat"
by WelfareChris April 06, 2008
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More dick than a toilet seat

The act of a woman screwing many different guys. Analogous to a man getting 'more ass than a toilet seat.'
That woman has been out getting more dick than a toilet seat. She's has layed almost everything except the trans-Atlantic phone cable.
by LaughingAloud March 29, 2010
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more ass than a toilet seat

a)used to explain how much ass someone gets; how much they get laid
b)this phrase is used in eminems popular "shake that"
Man, Brenda did me 3 times today! Lately ive been getting more ass than a toilet seat!
by swimma101 May 27, 2006
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