When a Woman is giving you a Blowjob and demands you allow her to bend your cock, then stuff it into your ass, just as you are ejaculating, causing a pearl necklace to drip down your inner thighs.
by Dick-balls MaGee March 20, 2021
Get the Self-Tapping Screwmug. by Fraulo Swallow July 6, 2023
Get the head with no screwsmug. Kid-friendly word for fuck. While not quite as badass, it gets the job done if you have to not swear. It should be noted that "screw" doesn't get the job done all the time, (e.g. "mother screwer", which makes no sense) so there are multiple euphenisms.
by Joe The Autistic April 17, 2016
Get the Screwmug. When the Ghosts of Christmas Past, Present & Future DON'T visit your employer and turn him into a kind caring and generous human being.
When yet another year goes by without bonuses, raises, incentives, a Chrismas party for the employees, or even a modicum of recognition, appreciation, or achievement for a job well done, while the boss drives home in his brand new BMW or custom Silverado to his brand new house that your work has paid for - you have been SCREW-GED!
by screw-ged again December 28, 2011
Get the Screw-gedmug. by TheBiggestDickHead123456 April 19, 2018
Get the Screwedmug. 