stoner time

the way time goes by when you are blazed out of your mind off the ghanja

It only took 30 seconds to microwave this burrito but it felt like 5 minutes stoner time

by ninjamatt May 5, 2009

Asexual Stoner

A male who smokes a lot of weed and shows little to no interest in girls. Some are known to seek random hookups during the summer, but no real relationships.

Joe: Yo dude have u ever seen that kid Dan do anything besides smoke weed, like get some pussy or something?
Guy: Nah bro-seph and the technicolor dreamcoat, hes an asexual stoner.

by geenden69 January 30, 2010

stoner

A stoner is a person who does recreational drugs, most commonly marijuana. He/she is usually a passive, analizing person who rarely has bad intentions although he or she may hurt someone but only out of innoncence and distraction. People link stoners with dumb individuals or losers; this is not the case for the most part.

A perfect example of the explanation above is me and my group of friends. We all smoke weed, some more than others, but at the end we are all good people. Me and my stoner friends all perform well in school; I got 1200's in my SAT and I had 2 bowls the previous night to relax before going to sleep. Other drugs that I've experimented with include Shrooms(twice) & Ecstacy(once) I have a steady relationship with my girlfriend (another stoner) and we enjoy being with each other always, with or without weed. For those who hate on bud because you believe it makes you a lousy driver, I've been driving for 1 year and I've driven high before and never gotten into a car accident. I dont recommend you hotbox while driving, not because you'll be high, but because the cops might stop you. Drugs affect each person differently, just know your limit and have FUN

by EPB October 27, 2007

stoner

A stoner is a friendly person, a chill person, a person with feelings. I am a stoner, and you should love all stoners. And give them money...
For baking...
So I like my reefer, so what.
U is a bitch if you think otherwise.
peace

i have a stoner in my pants

by sto nuh 5082 May 20, 2009

stonerism

The act of constantly being under the influence of marijuana.

Man, this guy I know totally suffers from stonerism.

by James January 11, 2004

Stoner United

a pothead who is united......with other stoners??

Hey jesse are you a member of stoner united??
Jesse: Yeeaaahh, uhh, *whats your name*.......

by Hydracloricacid May 13, 2006

stoner

A STONER IS: A person who's gift of extra ordinary logicality has led to them to realize the real meaning of life. A person who isnt afraid to reach the freedom ALL people crave to own. These S.t.o.n.e.r.s (As i smoke 3 times a day) don't hurt feelings. they dont make fun of the nerds, they dont climb a clock tower with an uzi, they dont do crack, they dont live on another planet, and they dont need weed to have fun. they know its bad for them, but so is working all day everyday till your 60, then retiring and dying at 65 from so much stress and depression. they are much smarter than you think, but considering all that happens when they say something is people ignore (ignorance) they have just decided theres no point in talking. they live life the way it is supposed to be. they are good people, peaceful people, people trying to make everyone get along. A stoner is normally born from a parent who didnt have much a childhood, the guys that worked thier whole lives and dont understand anything. They are ignorant and ruin thier different, creative, sensitive childs lives. Normally a father (just like my parents ruined me). I love weed, it should be legalized and ignorant pricks should all die so us stoners could live in the peaceful serene place we long to inhabit.

"Look at yourself in the mirror. What do you see? In your slacks and sports coat. I see nothing, i see someone who always listened, someone with nothing to them but the rules they have followed. You think you look nice and respectable in that? You know who gets respect? The guy walking down the street to work with a cigarrete in his mouth, in his pajamas. Becasue people fear him, because hes different. Hes the one that people look up to. They wish they had that freedom, that lack of insecurity. So they scrutinize them, becasue they can. Fuck you. Your nothing, and 100 years from now no one will have known you existed, but not me. I will ring in eternity."

"Shut up STONER"

by B-mosh October 17, 2006