Riley

Rileys can be lazy and abusive, but get on his right side and you will love him. He doesn't have very many friends, if any, but he likes people, unless he does not like you. Has eyes that can make you melt, and the hair guys dream for. That hair makes him extremely attractive and lovable. He has some fun quirks and a great personality. Rileys can be funny, kind, smart, anti bully, and is traumatised from his youth experiences. He will make you feel like a queen or king, and will protect you at all costs at any time.

Ugh I hate Riley.

Man, Riley is a nice guy.

Comon Riley! Jog with us!

by Voidmaster1 June 9, 2019

Riley Landrum

A Riley Landrum is a term that is used to label someone as a supreme class asshole. Being called Riley Landrum is one of the most vulgar insults known to man. It has many vulgar meanings, all but not limited to:
- An acne riddled horse
- Horrible singer
- Poser
- Hater
-Envious dickhead

- A person that rants and complains about anything and anyone
- Fake Person/Two Faced
- Low IQ
- Sex Offender
- A person that can’t hold a conversation
- A person that produces bad music that makes ur ears bleed

- Will talk shit about ones gear or item then proceeds to buy the same exact thing and change their opinion about it

Guthrie Govan: “Hello!? 911!? There’s a guy named Riley Landrum outside my house and he’s threatening to rape me?!”
911 Operator: “Chloe!? Is he bothering you again?!”
Guthrie Govan: “AAAAHHHH HE’S BURNING ALL OF MY IBANEZ GUITARS AND STEALING MY STRATS EVEN THOUGH THEY SUCK!!!!”

by Gliznig June 7, 2020

Reiley luckie

A fucking badass

Reiley luckie is a fucking badass

by Crunchiest February 17, 2021

Aidan Radley

He likes to get naughty and because of his genes 🧬 his dick is to small to pleasure feMALES. He try’s to use toys to make his dick bigger but they never work so every time he ass rapes someone they don’t feel it. His favourite saying is ‘hit me harder DADDYYYYYYY YOU THE BOSSSS’ His second favourite saying is ‘ cum cum up the bum bum’ pls accept this I have tried so many times.

Aidan Radley is a word made of other words put together

He an Aidan Radley pls accept this I’ve been trying loads😓😓

by Daddyyyyyyy ummmmm January 12, 2020

Teddy Riley

When a simple task is way overdone, in the hopes of it being epic, only for it to be an epic failure!

And now the best man will give a few words. Out comes the full band with horn section, lighting specialist, backup dancers, and a DJ. And the best man forgets his words.
I knew he was going to Teddy Riley this!

Her: Let's spend a weekend.
Him: Plans trip to a private Caribbean, island, all inclusive, flying first class, with servants to cater to every whim and when it comes time to be intimate realizes he left his viagara at home.
Her: Uugghh you really Teddy Riley'd this weekend!

by xhale763 April 19, 2020

amber riley

One of the the greatest singers of this generation. Sadly she does not get the recognition she deserves and is extremely underrated she played Mercedes Jones in the show “Glee” and was spectacular.

Heather: Who are your three favorite singers?
Me: Amber Riley, Amber Riley, and Amber Riley.

by BurntBryan November 27, 2020

Riley

A nihilistic high-school dropout whose ego over powers him to fuck every girl he sees. He is quite attractive which allows him to get his way and toy with many people’s minds, especially women. He is a wasted genius who wallows in his own self-pity, in which he drinks and smokes himself retarded every night. It is unsure if Riley is extravagantly on another level of thinking, living and just being or simply wasted genetics. All in all he is a truly fascinating human being.

I just dont understand Riley.

by Spartacus January 4, 2004