progressieve

This is a more appropriate spelling of the commonly used term "progressive" as it incorporates the utter lack of logic that plague many on the left.

I don't understand how progressieve logic works because it tends to fall apart almost immediately when faced with reality.

by SaveAmericaNow March 17, 2023

professional bench warmer

You’re so good at warming that spot on the beach that you might get a d1 scholarship.

Sir, we are here to inform you that you have been excepted into the university of Florida for you bench warming capabilities, and we want you to be our professional bench warmer.

by Kiwidude April 3, 2023

progressivism

Idea that defends absurd things, for example: transsexuality (being that a man is born with a penis and a woman is born with a vagina), atheism, open love relationships, non-monogamous love relationships and love relationships without commitment.

I am against progressivism.

by QUU9988 April 22, 2023

Propfessional

A combination of property and professional. To describe those working in the real estate industry, more particularly the property management industry.

I am going to ring my Propfessional to arrange the heater to be fixed in the home I am renting.

by propfessional April 25, 2023

Professional Human

(noun) A person (Homo sapien) who, by exhibiting good characteristics, earns results in their lives consistent with their intentions; a person who continuously creates extraordinary interactions and value with others; someone who is wise, open, respectful, and kind.

Because he moves through the world as a Professional Human, he realizes results that are consistent with his intentions, and his life is serene and has great value.

by BigDawg63 May 13, 2023

Professional Humaning

(verb) Being a Professional Human.

Due to his professional humaning skills, he continuously creates extraordinary human interactions.

by BigDawg63 May 13, 2023

professional termite

A pest control worker who gasses termites to death. Kinda like Hitler.

"Hey Mom! The professional termite is here to commit pesticide!"

"You're making him sound like Bug Hitler, Jimmy. Stop that. He's a professional termite."

by JaStriLaw May 25, 2023