Butt Plug

Under U.S.C. 6969 subsection D, a Butt Plug is a tool used by obese women to prevent them from releasing their inherently toxic flatulence (farts) in public. People such as Gail Chord Schuler have claimed that the Butt Plugs have been causing these women to burst due to their farts being trapped in their rectal cavities, but this is absolute nonsense. studies performed by Dr. Allan Lieberman have confirmed that there is no bursting of obese women using the Butt Plugs, with the lone exception of a Texas women whose stomach burst as she attempted to break a world record in doughnut eating.

Thank god Lisa was given her Butt Plug today. It's a shame about her first grade class though, they will be missed.

by Kathy Griffin's balls February 6, 2015

Pork Plug

When some one with huge plug earings openings gets fucked through that hole.

The good thing about my girlfriend is that she has huge plug earing holes, and i can Pork Plug her.

by Ryan Garcia February 12, 2009

Plug Walk

The irregular way a person walks when they have the plug(i.e. buttplug) inside of them.

Guy 1: Is your girlfriend okay? Why is she walking like that?
Guy 2: She's doing the plug walk.
Guy 1: Nice.

by lorduub January 26, 2022

butt plug

a plug of the butt
used for plugging thy butt

"When mark stoole my butt plug, i took a power dump (power dump:see "poop" first on page 2)

by Power dumper May 25, 2008

dookie plug

to fuck someone in the ass

steve likes to be glenn's dookie plug

by mo October 19, 2003

chuffty plug

Slang Term for Tampon

To be inserted in the chuff therefore a chuffty plug

by ads-ast September 3, 2006

butt plug

What a stripper wears to avoid getting a shit stain on her client during a lap dance.

"Man, am I ever glad that stripper wore a butt plug! Otherwise my white shirt would be ruined"

by The Wizard Key Keeper June 14, 2006