Treadmill Pinch

A Treadmill Pinch happens when you try to have sex with the gap between your treadmill and the floor, then by some mistake the treadmill is turned on and it rips your foreskin off giving you a Jewish trim.

Example: you hear about Johnny's Treadmill Pinch? There's still foreskin all over his workout room

by Mr.FoxNoir June 17, 2019

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Nigger Pinch

When someone takes a large pinch of your dip and leaves your barely any.

God damnit you took a nigger pinch and no I'm left with this little shit.

by Htpowell74 April 14, 2019

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Primark Pincher

Primark pinchers are preferably chavs who steal from places such as poundland and Primark. Quite often they do have the money to pay for their pair of gorgeous quality primark nails. but they choose not to spend that money. You may see these little rats running around primark in their north face leggings and nike 97’s. Be Warned

Karen: Last week i went to primark and you’ll never guess who i saw.

Debbie: who??
karen: A load of primark pinchers. They all ran in and shoved as many nails as they could in their man bags and made a run for it. I was terrified.

by daddy daisy January 1, 2020

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premature pinchage

When you're pooping, your butthole muscles contract too early causing your poop log to be sundered in the middle before being completely expelled from your rectum. Causes of this typically range anywhere from coughs/sneezes to being suddenly startled.

"Let's scare the shit out of Tom while he's taking a dump. Give him some good ole premature pinchage."

by Dysentery March 8, 2021

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