pig hunt

A contest between guys(or girls)to pick up and then screw the uglest girl (or guy)in the bar.
This is better done in a town far,far from your own,and NOT under the influence of Jagermeister.
This is also alot more fun when the people you compete against are better-looking than you.
At 1am,it's a pig hunt,or stop and by a copy of Swank before goin' home
by Woodland Hunter July 30, 2008
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Pig Fisting

When you shove an apple in your lovers mouth, similar to a roasting pig, and then commence an anal fisting. Ideal for muffling the pig like squeals that may accompany a hearty dry or lubed fist.
Which do you prefer? A Red Delicious or a Granny Smith for your forthcoming pig fisting?

I was pig fisting Rachel last night. It was a rough one. She bit straight to the core.
by Eaton Holgoode October 15, 2018
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pig candy

Bacon. A much beloved food. Goes well with everything.
"What's for dinner?" "Pig candy sandwiches." "Yippee!, can I have mine on white bread with mayo?"
by KnoxvilleDancer February 06, 2010
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corporate pig

a greedy person, generally an investor or a rich person. it usually hints that a person's greed is going to end up in a huge disaster.
"just shut up you corporate pig"
by Yaku sama March 01, 2022
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teacup pigging

Going balls deep into a shank while eating sandwiches and playing the music of beck on cassette tapes and clips of Bill Clinton on VHS simultaneously.
I can't get the image of Monica Lewinsky outta my head after teacup pigging Aubry last night.

I got into teacup pigging to combine all my loves of music, history, sandwiches and sex.
by Astate indians October 28, 2012
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Scooter Pig

Officer, somewhat, often riding around on an electric scooter/ golf cart/ Segway, handing out tickets for no good reason. Also called a meter maid or a dick.
"Oh man, that scooter pig is ticketing my car"
by PhantomXero March 01, 2016
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Porkey Pigging

When someone walks around wearing only a shirt and is naked from the waist down.

Equally defined for both sexes.

Most often followed by "it".
Bob got so drunk last night on cheap vodka that he took off his pants and walked around the house porkey pigging it.
by Dexters Dad February 14, 2011
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