Phone-wander

To walk, mope, or otherwise meaninglessly move about while talking on the phone or texting.

After he paced back and forth on the porch for the first 10 minutes of the conversation, Trevor phone-wandered aimlessly around the perimeter of the living room- softly kicking the floorboards as he strolled.

by SeeSawAstronaut December 7, 2010

phone cancer

The slow death of a phone. Symptoms include freezes, loss of battery life, and broken buttons. Affects older iPhones.

"Hey, why aren't you using your iphone?"
"I can't. The phone cancer took it away from me.

by RugbyGuy78746 December 9, 2010

Phonemando

Similar to leaving the house with no underwear. Going phonemando is defined as leaving the house/car without your cell phone.

Dude my cell battery was dead, and I had to leave it at home in the charger. I hate going phonemando, I feel so naked

by CharveyChicago September 10, 2010

phone ganster

A phone ganster is someone who acts tough over the phone but when it comes face to face there really a punk

There was a large girl who always started rumors because she's a jelous person but when she sees her x friends in school she trys to avoid then and act like she's on her phone. But when large girl gets confronted for being such a sally wag she's acts all big and bad on the phone cause she's a phone ganster

by xyessyyx November 28, 2010

phonelessness

being without one's cellular device for an extended period of time

my phonelessness has led to a lot of skypeing lately

by brosef von brosevich February 22, 2011

Phone Dictator

Someone who even though they are not physically with will dictate your day using a phone calls.

Boss: I'm not in today I'll be working from home.
Me:(yeees) OK I will speak to you tomorrow.
Phone rings 2 minutes later
Boss: Are you ok.
Me: Yes Fine.
Boss: Well you'd better start cleaning.
Me: (grr) Ok
10 Minutes later phone call
Boss: What are you doing are you ok.
Me: YES I am doing what you asked.
Until 37 phone calls later on in the day.
Boss: Are you ok.
Me: YEEEEEESSSSSS I'm FINEEEEEEEEEEEEEE !!!!!!
Me: You may as well of come to work.

Boss: Why you seem to cope well with out me.

Me: You are an evil Phone dictator.

by Fairydurt August 5, 2011

Phone Shadow

A person carrying on a phone conversation, not realizing they're slowly gravitating toward you, even as you move room to room to try to get away from their annoying loud phonecall.

No matter where I go in the house I can't hear my movie, I've got a bad phone shadow over here.

by ludlow9 February 1, 2012