Wandering around at random without paying attention when you're carrying on a phone conversation. Total unawareness of where you're going, what you're doing, or what's going on around you.
(hangs up, looks around) How did I get all the way out here? Must've been on phone autopilot.
Person1: Alex just walked into the room and looked right at me taking cash out of his wallet, I'm so busted!
Person2: Nah, he's just on phone autopilot, he didn't really notice.
You have to stop cleaning while you're on phone autopilot, I just found my car keys in the refrigerator.
Person1: Alex just walked into the room and looked right at me taking cash out of his wallet, I'm so busted!
Person2: Nah, he's just on phone autopilot, he didn't really notice.
You have to stop cleaning while you're on phone autopilot, I just found my car keys in the refrigerator.
by ludlow9 January 18, 2012
A person carrying on a phone conversation, not realizing they're slowly gravitating toward you, even as you move room to room to try to get away from their annoying loud phonecall.
by ludlow9 January 18, 2012