petrol pervert

A name for a person, usually male, who loves his cars, and gives them a lot more attention then he does his girlfriend, or anything else in life.

Girl: Hey, check out my new dress. Cute or what!

Guy: .. Woah! Check out that Jag!

Girl: Pfft, Petrol Pervert.

by sassy_sophi April 1, 2009

patronie

exclusive group of hilarious individuals that gather for the purpose of adding material to a soon to be published book of quotes. usually aided by cafe patron.

patronie=good friends, good times

i am in need of some laughs with my patronies!

by hmcj December 15, 2011

Petrol pigeon

Nickname for the royal air force

Petrol pigeons ain't got nothing on us army barmies

by NoahW July 27, 2016

Patrome

A common mis-spelling of Patrone.

Bob: SIPPIN' ON THAT PATROME.
Joe: You mean Patrone, dumbass.

by DrewT November 12, 2006

petrol

gasoline
mainly used outside the us though

Oi, we're low on petrol mate. Gotta find a station, quick!

by zomgwtflolbbq March 2, 2008

patronize

A word no one understands because it's always used out of context.

1: Hey! Want to go to the movies later on?
2: Maybe.
1: Come on you'll have fun!
2: Stop PATRONIZING me!

by Sarah April 29, 2004

petroleum engineering

A highly overpaid major typically chosen by douchebags who have already decided how they will spend their massive paycheck. Most of which drop out once they realize the complexity of the major. Those who complete four years of a mix between mechanical engineering, physics and geology rightfully earn the $110k starting salary.

Hey look at chad over there!

What? You mean his pink lacoste polo and snapback?

Did you hear he's majoring in petroleum engineering?

Look at him trying to pick up that chick with his acceptance letter to Colorado School of Mines.

Hah I give him 9 weeks before he drops

by MacandoMcFly October 23, 2013