Brown Paper

As in “what’s your brown paper?” Or what’s your game? (What are you up to?). Heard as far back as 1978, possibly earlier.
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Paper Jockey

Someone who is gainfully employed to push paperwork.

Usually administrative assistants and office underlings. Likely to dwindle in numbers and necessity as computers, automation, and electronic signature pads are reducing paperwork.
That Paper Jockey in the Emergency Room really got me through the admissions process quick!
by Big Red Yeti December 31, 2018
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Paper boner

The result of changing a large body of text in a word processor from single to double spacing, making your paper look longer
My paper was only 3 pages long until I gave it the old paper boner, now its 6
by Awonymous November 19, 2019
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paper cups

Corporate trickery akin to a magician's cup and ball game. The actions of corporate to disguise and manipulate financial records, and limit liability.
The CFO spent their day playing with paper cups.
by Buffalafagus August 26, 2019
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Paper boss

A desk sitting pencil pusher who makes decisions on paper that affect real people's lives.
The paper boss saw a chance to pickup an extra contract so, we're now working double shifts and weekends for the foreseeable future.
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paper bunny

A Paper Bunny is usually a bunny but with the attributes of paper. Paper Bunnies almost always possess a cute face, but lack the depth of ass or tits. The term paper bunny is always attributed to a white female.
Guy 1: "Damn, that girl is really cute."
Guy 2: "Yeah, but she has no ass and I think those cups are A"
Guy 1: "So what does that make her?"
Guy 2: "It makes her a Paper Bunny my guy."
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