Penis Positioning System

Penis Positioning System (PPS) is the system whereby "Mr. Penis chooses his own position". That is to say that your penis decides where you go (and who you do). Penis Positioning System is named for Global Positioning System (GPS).

Ed: Dude, I don't know what I was thinking.
Al: PPS.
Ed: What?
Al: Ask Mr. Penis, he chooses the position.

Lee: Oh man, I was using my Penis Positioning System last night, that's for sure.

by ~Anonymous~ May 6, 2006

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The Position

A grown man that lives in his parents basement well into his adult life, usually with a cum filled sock underneath his bed.

I asked Joe what he would be doing this weekend and he said assuming The Position in his parent's basement.

by dick_bagge May 20, 2010

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pasiokola

Can be used for the 90% of all girls in cyprus. It means a girl with a very very wide ass. Usually a girl having an ass of this size can also be called maouna

Ade tin pasiokolan re sira pou esfinosen ton pasiokolon tis mes to jean to trikarto.
Ma pia pasiokola pou oulles re?

by kiris k. May 9, 2005

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posibe

A word which is a manifestion of everything good in life. You can use it to describe, question or just plain animate your life! It will soon be sweeping the nation and coming to a spanglish dictionary near you.

Hey, you gonna come party with us tonight?
Posibe.

by Reeses March 29, 2005

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