Portland Pokemon 

Banging a tree hugger doggy style while eating deep fried spotted owl.

Go to the next protest, pick up the best looking least hairy hippie chick, and enjoy a great Portland Pokemon. This works best when her tree sap coated arms are stuck to her sides. This way she cannot knock the juicy Spotted Owl out of your mouth.

Man, I'd like to Portland Pokemon that hippie chick.

Portland Pokemon by Yuckfou February 11, 2005

playing pokemon under the sheets 

to look under the sheets in order to get a pikachur partner's privates under the sheets. mostly applied to females

i was hanging out with my girl and playing pokemon under the sheets with her.

playing pokemon under the sheets by AshitaTheWeeb November 25, 2017

ghetto pokemon 

People who can be heard outside one's window on a city morning, repeating the same words over and over again; "N---...N___", "Yo, yo, yo", "Sup, Sup, Suuup!", etc.

"An alarm clock? Don't need one. Ghetto Pokemon wake me up at 4AM on a Sunday."

or

"Damn Ghetto Pokemon! I'm trying to sleep".

ghetto pokemon by Cionadh March 26, 2011

if pokemon were real... 

A response to something that is impossible to do or acquire. Can be followed by a thorough explanation to add to the sarcasm. Does not have to do anything with the conversation.

guy 1: If eat a seven pound steak in seven minutes, then the meal will be free!

guy 2: Yeah, and if pokemon were real...

if pokemon were real... by Mega Millions August 10, 2010

Ash (pokemon) 

pokemon catcher
gotta catch them all :D

Ash (pokemon)

ash: go pikachu go
pikachu: pika pika
ash: get that wild riachu
pika: really i was chillin, go get him yourself dumb ass

ash:pikachu return, squirtle i choose you
squirtle: squirtle squirtle wait what the f*** am i sayin
ash: squirtle return

Ash (pokemon) by ehte February 21, 2011

Full Pokemon

The act of calling one’s own name out during sex.

“Yeah, it was really hot until she started calling out her own name.”

“Bro, you didn’t say she went Full Pokemon!”

Full Pokemon by Cogchoir March 13, 2019

The Pokémon Affect 

When you are playing Pokemon Go and you walk off a bridge so your mom that can't swim jumps in to save you but your treading water and your mom is sinking so you shout for help and three other guys that can't swim jump in to help but they all sink to the bottom so after you get out of the water you are charged with unnecessary manslaughter.

Random Prisoner:" What are you in for?"
You:"The Pokémon Affect"

The Pokémon Affect by TOMDARAK May 5, 2020