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Definitions by Cionadh

Boomer Chicken 

A game where two people compete on who can waste the most amount of time at their office until someone gives up to attend to a personal need.
"Sorry, I won't be home for dinner tonight; my boss has challenged me to a game of boomer chicken."
"Go to my Dad's funeral? That's impossible; I'm stuck in a game of boomer chicken."
Boomer Chicken by Cionadh July 19, 2023

gas-station 

To use a space, usually a bathroom in such a way as to evoke the most unpleasant yet common uses of a public restroom, particularly one in a gas-station. To leave traces of urine, feces, discarded press-on nails, feminine products, prophylactics or other human effluence and trash improperly and unsanitarily disposed of in a shared public space which should be clean for everyone's safety and comfort.
"Don't use the front bathroom, somebody decided to gas-station it." "Dude gas-station -ed his ex-wife's bathroom and tried to get the babysitter to clean it for no additional money, what a jerk." "You may use my bathroom, but don't you dare gas-station it!
gas-station by Cionadh October 6, 2021
A man who wants to gather one woman of every nation, romantically. A variation on the Biblical Noah, a man commanded by Y___ to gather "two of every animal". The variant "AbraSlam" or abraslam, is a man who has biological children from many different racial, cultural and/or national backgrounds.
"That dude is a total neonoah. He just hit on a Brazilian girl, danced with an Ethiopian girl and is now texting some chick in Japan!
neonoah by Cionadh May 20, 2014

ghetto pokemon 

People who can be heard outside one's window on a city morning, repeating the same words over and over again; "N---...N___", "Yo, yo, yo", "Sup, Sup, Suuup!", etc.
"An alarm clock? Don't need one. Ghetto Pokemon wake me up at 4AM on a Sunday."

or

"Damn Ghetto Pokemon! I'm trying to sleep".
ghetto pokemon by Cionadh March 26, 2011