4 definitions by Cionadh
People who can be heard outside one's window on a city morning, repeating the same words over and over again; "N---...N___", "Yo, yo, yo", "Sup, Sup, Suuup!", etc.
"An alarm clock? Don't need one. Ghetto Pokemon wake me up at 4AM on a Sunday."
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"Damn Ghetto Pokemon! I'm trying to sleep".
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"Damn Ghetto Pokemon! I'm trying to sleep".
by Cionadh March 10, 2011
A game where two people compete on who can waste the most amount of time at their office until someone gives up to attend to a personal need.
"Sorry, I won't be home for dinner tonight; my boss has challenged me to a game of boomer chicken."
"Go to my Dad's funeral? That's impossible; I'm stuck in a game of boomer chicken."
"Go to my Dad's funeral? That's impossible; I'm stuck in a game of boomer chicken."
by Cionadh July 19, 2023
To use a space, usually a bathroom in such a way as to evoke the most unpleasant yet common uses of a public restroom, particularly one in a gas-station. To leave traces of urine, feces, discarded press-on nails, feminine products, prophylactics or other human effluence and trash improperly and unsanitarily disposed of in a shared public space which should be clean for everyone's safety and comfort.
"Don't use the front bathroom, somebody decided to gas-station it." "Dude gas-station -ed his ex-wife's bathroom and tried to get the babysitter to clean it for no additional money, what a jerk." "You may use my bathroom, but don't you dare gas-station it!
by Cionadh October 6, 2021
A man who wants to gather one woman of every nation, romantically. A variation on the Biblical Noah, a man commanded by Y___ to gather "two of every animal". The variant "AbraSlam" or abraslam, is a man who has biological children from many different racial, cultural and/or national backgrounds.
"That dude is a total neonoah. He just hit on a Brazilian girl, danced with an Ethiopian girl and is now texting some chick in Japan!
by Cionadh May 20, 2014