plumbers butt

a fat squished butt crack shown when someone is bent over or sitting down with their shirt a little over the area

person 1: *sitting quietly in class*
*TROLL FACE!!**taps his friends shoulder*
person 1: LOOK AT THAT PLUMBERS BUTT!:0
person 2: OH BABY JESUS!!MY EYES!!
plumbers butt: *puts shirts down*

by el ingeniero May 15, 2013

Plumber Pumper

Somebody who only has sex with a really fat person of the opposite sex. This person either likes a lot of cushion for the pushin or weight with the mate. The partner can be either ugly or hot, but mostly likely there going to be ugly ;)

Dude # 1: In the past year, I've had sex with Cindy, Faith, Monica, and Stephanie. What about you?

Dude # 2: Dude I've porked Brianna, Melannie, and Rebecca.

Dude # 1: DUDE! Those chicks are fat as hell, what are you a plumber pumper!?

by Croatian Sensation1 August 9, 2010

plum goobered

Just as happy as all heck.

Big Jim was plum goobered when Sally Mae said she'd go to the tractor pull with him.

by Honez May 8, 2006

plumb smuggler

usually referring to tight underwear worn by a well hung male

his underwear was so tight i think hes a plumb smuggler

by mr.m dog September 23, 2009

Plumbers Pinch

Where a man softly bites a womens clitoris to give off a slight pleasure and violent orgasms in morrisons lift elevating to the south of north calcutta

Oohh baby thats a beasty plumbers pinch there

by Razor Vag363 May 10, 2010

Plumify

The term given to describe an action carried out against an enthnic not so minority. This act involves a group of rowdy irish children dashing mouldy plums from a discoloured garden wheelbarrow whilst singing "We are the nation, the plumby nation"

The Patriots set out to Plumify the woman in the Black Letterbox.

by Nick O'Griffin August 17, 2010

plum popsicle

Chilling one's erect penis on ice for the purpose of giving one's lover a cold sensation upon penetration.

My dick got numb from the ice packs, but when i gave her the ol' plum popsicle she screamed like banshee.

by gride9000 September 6, 2010