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Letterbox 

When u beat ur knob head with a tenderiser untill its flat, u lay on ur side and penetrate ur mrs so it looks like ur delivering a letter. U must shout "Postman Pat has delivered" as u climax for added effect. Bonus points if its an interracial threesome as it will create the illusion that jess the cat is there with u
"Ayo u wanna letterbox tonight?"

letterbox 

The person whos width of their forehead is exaggerated.
Christina Ricci.
That bitch is has a letterbox.
letterbox by letterboxlife October 29, 2014

Letterbox Woman 

An arabic women wearing a veil that hides the whole of here body except her eyes. The term "Letterbox" comes from the fact that the slit where the eyes are seen looks like that on a letterbox.
That Letterbox Woman over there was just sick in her veil"

letterbox ninjas 

a letter box ninja is a Female muslim that is wearing all its out fit thing often seen in leicester city the theory is that they are ninjas and if u wer to paint them red then they would be letterboxes
Have u seen sanjs mum she looks like a right ninja
o is she one of them letterbox ninjas

Letterbox sniffer 

Someone who goes around sniffing stranger's letterboxes or bodily parts hoping to get a whiff of pheromones and/or sex.

This is often followed by a lewd or suggestive proposition and often results in violence and/or arrest.

See also crotchsniffer, sexpest and peeping tom
"What's wrong with Jo tonight?"
"She's rampant, sniffing out anything she can."
"Geez, what a letterbox sniffer"
Letterbox sniffer by Jockchick December 18, 2011

stroke the dog through the letterbox 

stroke the dog through the letterbox
(euph). to slide your hand down the
front of a lady's knickers.
I had to stroke the dog through the letterbox to tide her over.
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"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
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