letterbox

a place to put mail in :D

by booka_430 April 1, 2003

Letterbox

When u beat ur knob head with a tenderiser untill its flat, u lay on ur side and penetrate ur mrs so it looks like ur delivering a letter. U must shout "Postman Pat has delivered" as u climax for added effect. Bonus points if its an interracial threesome as it will create the illusion that jess the cat is there with u

"Ayo u wanna letterbox tonight?"

by Dragomir The Goat May 8, 2021

letterbox

The person whos width of their forehead is exaggerated.

Christina Ricci.
That bitch is has a letterbox.

by letterboxlife October 29, 2014

Letterbox Woman

An arabic women wearing a veil that hides the whole of here body except her eyes. The term "Letterbox" comes from the fact that the slit where the eyes are seen looks like that on a letterbox.

That Letterbox Woman over there was just sick in her veil"

by Rennockssanj&joanna December 20, 2009

letterbox ninjas

a letter box ninja is a Female muslim that is wearing all its out fit thing often seen in leicester city the theory is that they are ninjas and if u wer to paint them red then they would be letterboxes

Have u seen sanjs mum she looks like a right ninja
o is she one of them letterbox ninjas

by Ranjit the best August 6, 2008

Letterbox sniffer

Someone who goes around sniffing stranger's letterboxes or bodily parts hoping to get a whiff of pheromones and/or sex.

This is often followed by a lewd or suggestive proposition and often results in violence and/or arrest.

See also crotchsniffer, sexpest and peeping tom

"What's wrong with Jo tonight?"
"She's rampant, sniffing out anything she can."
"Geez, what a letterbox sniffer"

by Jockchick December 18, 2011

stroke the dog through the letterbox

stroke the dog through the letterbox
(euph). to slide your hand down the
front of a lady's knickers.

I had to stroke the dog through the letterbox to tide her over.

by C February 24, 2004