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2 definitions by gride9000

velvet ashtray

Ejaculating on a woman's back and then putting your cigarette out in the semen.

I had no where to put out my cigarette, so i pulled out, jized on her back and gave her the ol' velvet ashtray.

by gride9000 September 6, 2010

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plum popsicle

Chilling one's erect penis on ice for the purpose of giving one's lover a cold sensation upon penetration.

My dick got numb from the ice packs, but when i gave her the ol' plum popsicle she screamed like banshee.

by gride9000 September 6, 2010

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