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Papa J

A super chill, ridiculously hard, legandary LA-based individual who transformed on weekends from a studious nerd to an all-out baller. His origins are mysteriously unknown, but according to legend, he transcended from a ball of light when he was born. Given to this world lacking a straight spine, he finally emerged into his own at the ripe age of 16, splitting off from his alter ego. And thats when the fun began.

Known for his preposterous antics, massive amounts of blazing, wild sexual escapdes and total lack of shame, his reputation spread throughout the greater Los Angeles area as word of his notoriety grew. Such epic stories include royalty threesomes, ritual salt baths, destruction of public property, half-ounce spliffs, telepathic mind control, cancelling a private institution and photo lab blowjobs, amongst many others.

While his appearances are now few and far between, one can glimpse a vision of him on weekend evenings, in clubs, bars, streets corners and dreams.

The reputation never dies...
Aiyyo, Papa J, what bitches are we going to slay tonight?

I've never seen anyone smoke as much chronic as Papa J did yesterday morning.
by PapaDelTrickD August 28, 2009
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Alaskan Papaya

1. The act of ejaculating on someone's head out a window

2. Papayas native to the state of Alaska
1. "You don' like dat bitch? Next time she come 'round here imma have to give her an Alaskan Papaya befo' she walk in MAH house"

2. "The most exotic thing on the grocery list was the Alaskan

Papaya"
by bobbzy January 3, 2011
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Paper Pregnant

The stage in which a person or couple receives their official acceptance of their application for adopting a child, prior to the formal adoption; often for overseas adoptions.
Happy Couple: "We are officially paper pregnant! We just received acceptance of our application for adopting our little boy girl from Kenya! We couldn't be happier!"
by fcsuper April 12, 2007
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New Jersey Paper Route

A New Jersey Paper Route occurs when an intoxicated person proceeds to vomit and/or defecate on his neighbors' front porches and/or driveways while attempting to walk back to his/her house.
After a night of heavy drinking and pounding techno music, Salvatore made the mistake of stopping by Tony's Diner for a meatball sub. The greasy meal combined with his already drunken state caused him to vomit on one neighbor's driveway, and have a violent bowel movement on another neighbor's front porch. When he finally made it to his front door, Salvatore could only grimace at the repurcussions his New Jersey Paper Route would usher in the following day.
by Poor Woobie March 11, 2008
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Paps

Medium sized tits that have the texture of an old fashioned car horn. All that's missing is the honking sound. Be great it they did make a honker honker sound when squeezed
Nice set of paps
by Working Class Hero December 2, 2020
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das' pappin'

An enthusiastic declaration of awesomeness used only in moments of pure excitement and bliss.
Wow, I finally won a game of scrabble! Das' pappin' yo!
by Shitooky August 22, 2011
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papi champú

Dominican slang for a man who is dressed nice, gets all the women, and gives a lot of attention to his hair
"It's just that Imma Papi Champú"
"Jordan is definitely Papi champú"
by Papi champu November 9, 2015
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