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Jimmy Page

A much overrated gutarist. Most famous for his days in Led Zeppelin when he dabbled in designer darkness as a follower of Alister Crowley, his ability to consume massive quantities of Jack Daniels, and being shackled to the toilet by the band's manager.

He did a lot of session work that no-one cares about except other session musicians and music snobs. Has done numerous side projects including a failed attempt at a film score, forming the short-lived band The Firm with Paul Rodgers of Bad Company fame, and the only decent thing he's ever done - working with David Coverdale (who makes a much better Robert Plant than the original) for the Coverdale/Page album and, sadly, a short-lived tour of Japan.

He made one solo album, Outrider, using a guest vocalist that no-one knows the name of and that no-one could care about. He managed to rope up former Zeppelin member Robert Plant to do guest vocals on one track which is the only reason the album sold at all - the rabid Robert Plant fangirls had to have it.

Supposedly had a bagful of his incomplete/unfinished/unpublished songs stolen and has since refused to do another solo (or indeed any other) project because of that. He occasionally works on remastering some of the Led Zeppelin back catalogue to keep up the spirits of the fanboys who pine over the yearly reunion rumors and to keep money rolling in.

Is still hung up over the loss of his Gibson "Black Beauty" Les Paul custom guitar which was "stolen" (meaning sold off to pay for drugs) in 1970.
"OMG, Jimmy Page is like the God of Guitars, man."

Sorry dude, Eric Clapton had that title long before Pagey did.
by Anonymous December 24, 2004
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what a drunkard says after waking with a hangover and a homosexual on top of him.
fag:ooh, i wanna touch your penis
drunkard:(thinking wha, where am i, ther's a homo on me) ahhh, ridawpmi pagit
by harry peters February 28, 2003
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page-turner

Male masturbatory technique involving a reversed left-hand grip made necessary when using the right hand to turn the page of nudie magazine.
I wanted to bust a nut before the end of her pictorial, so I used the ol' page-turner.
by Mountin' Merl March 6, 2007
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Pages

noun ~ Good ole fashioned U.S. Currency; Often used in a slang situation where the words "Money", or "Cash" would be commonly used.
I meeting a guy that wants to buy my car, but if he doesn't peel the pages, he's not getting the car, capice' ?
by jazz_man1962inTX January 11, 2010
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by secretduvall October 31, 2011
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"Im feeling Patet right now."
by Tommy Leeh January 23, 2010
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Page Avenue

The place where the parties are hard and the cocks... even harder. This majestic avenue encaptures the memories that you've always dreamed of not ever remembering. Located in the Wilmington, North Carolina, you know that parties are hard because no one really gives a flying fuck, baker's fuck, or even a mother fuck. A lot of blood, sweat, and semen have been spilled on this road. I have never seen so many people resemble zombies because of their fucked-up-ness. If you dont party here, then FUCK YOU!
Douche: What did you do last night man?

Bro: Fuck if i know, i went to page avenue. You couldn't join me, could you, douche?

Douche: Sorry, i should have known it would have been a kick-ass time.

Bro: Well, that's what happens when you are too busy sucking cock. You miss out on rages on page avenue. Fuck yourself and i hope it goes in your eye next time
by Filthy McGiver December 4, 2011
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