Middriff

A short, black, pocketed shirt worn by men, in which the shirt is short and wide and rises well above the navel, exposing both the belly button and lower back. This shirt is typically a Meijer/Walmart pocketed shirt that has shrunken due to poor cotton.

His shirt turned into a middriff after a single wash!

by Shannon Shhh! April 14, 2008

gay midget porn

Gay midget porn is one of the hottest things to happen on this earth. If you have never watched it go out and watch it now.

Jesus is not even as good as gay midget porn

by Mega Gay Midget Porn October 24, 2020

midget monkey

a tiny cunt. nazi. cant get pull for love nor money. nancy boy. girls best mate. black man features. tiny nob . fancys the fuck out of gobble. smells like shit. scaveneger. ugly. little dwarf arms. shit clothes. cant handle guiness. fancy a shag????. will fuck gobble. cries. ruins films. retard. looks like a monkey. scottish. cant remember the last time he got any. gay curly hair. says hurtful things to warwick wankers. racist. otc bummer.loves the army boys. mummys boy. smelly breath. skinny ripped. WILL FUCK MAXINE IN THIS LIFE OR THE NEXT

"that tiny smelly kid over there trying to mount that penguin is a midget monkey"

by GASH HOUNDZZZZZ March 23, 2009

midget muff

a small midget pussy aka the vagine.

Look Johnny she has a midget muff. Is it not the smallest bean you ever seen?

by Lil' Bean Muff January 1, 2009

Midget Pool Fight

The art of allowing a minimum of two midgets, aka members of the small community to fight in the deep end of a swimming pool without drowning.

(requiremets)
2 Normal People
2 Little People
Swimming Pool (deep end over 3 Feet)

Hey Malachy " grab that midget over there and Ill grab the other one, put them on your shoulder and ill do the same and lets have a midget pool fight, last person standing in the water wins"

by lawboffin March 28, 2009

Midgey

Touching one's genitals in a photograph, implying a wanking gesture.

His team photo was a cracker, he was doing a Midgey.

by Banned 101 Saint August 6, 2012

midgetphuck

The act of a female legs weak and noodly from sex she shrinks like a midget

I fucked her so good she became a midgetphuck

by Tony macaroni October 9, 2018