Definitions by lawboffin

Midget Pool Fight 

The art of allowing a minimum of two midgets, aka members of the small community to fight in the deep end of a swimming pool without drowning.

(requiremets)
2 Normal People
2 Little People
Swimming Pool (deep end over 3 Feet)

Hey Malachy " grab that midget over there and Ill grab the other one, put them on your shoulder and ill do the same and lets have a midget pool fight, last person standing in the water wins"

Midget Pool Fight by lawboffin March 28, 2009

Midget Dumping 

The act of allowing a small person known as a midget to defacate on your chest.

"hey malachy, that midget is dumping on my chest"
"Well Ian, you do like a bit of midget dumping, dont you"

Midget Dumping by lawboffin March 28, 2009