Meals on Wheels

A fat person (male or female) who is riding in a car, on a bike, or in any other vehicle.

There goes that Meals on Wheels Norma Jean - in her cadillac.

by Parker June 14, 2003

Megalodon

A huge 18-meter shark, nobody knows if this shark is a myth, but it's said that a huge tooth from this beast has been found in a area where a ocean used to be. (AKA the ocean dried up from all those years.) The tooth goes up to a height of 7 inches. This shark was bigger than a whale shark, and would eat other sharks and giant squids.

"Have you heard of the Megalodon shark?"
"Isn't that a legend?"
"Nobody knows, but if it's real, it's extinct, so it can't hurt animals or humans!"
"But I heard it's still alive... and there's proof..."
"Woah..."

by Ironically Incredible April 5, 2015

Meal Ticket

It is a slang term used to describe a baby. Usually this term is for a young teenage woman who happens to have a child, or a woman with a low income supporting a child or several children. This isn't limited to females only, a couple, or a single male can also have fall into this category. Meal tickets regard to the fact that a child or baby, are considered a "ticket" to buying a meal, or another mouth to feed.

Did you know that Stephenie just had a kid?? Yea, that sucks, she just got herself a free meal ticket!

by The "Randem" boys January 5, 2008

the meal

The meal is known to a small few as a sexual position in which a girl and a kitchen table are needed. You are to lie the girl face up on the table with her legs spread and dinner is served. The sexual act you perform is "third base".

Tom: Hey Susan, you wanna get busy?
Susan: Well theres the kitchen table, how about im your meal?
Tom: You mean the meal?
Susan: Oh yes... The meal baby

by Kevin AKA FuzzyIndian July 24, 2006

Pork Medallion

the mark left on the forehead after being struck with a penis

"dude, your chick has a huge pork medallion!"

by dickt8r June 12, 2009

combo meal

when a man and a women are having sex, a third party simultaneously licks the man and the women's genitalia.

I had a threesome last night and got me a combo meal.

by cmack 2406 October 13, 2012

A good meal

Dinosaur chicken nuggets

Yo I just had a good meal

Dino chicken nuggets?

Well that is a good meal, but I was talking about your mom.

by I’m a white boy November 17, 2019