massive throbbing erection

when you see Ariana Grande, and instantly get the biggest hard on of your life.

When I saw your mother, I got a massive throbbing erection.

by The word fondeler April 10, 2022

massive nerd

Usually called Robert and rides a bmw motorbike, with separate, notarized, containers for belongings. Excellent in bed tho

“Robert is such a massive nerd, but he definitely does his job well”

by Blimmi August 7, 2023

Dirty Massi

A Dirty Massi is when someone farts in another’s mouth during sex after eating Italian food.

Oh, did you hear Sarah gave David a Dirty Massi a few nights ago, they’re disgusting!

by travisgod April 15, 2020

Massive Fan

Massive fan: noun (Ma-siv-fan)
A young female of any race who may feel more than comfortable waking up with one (or in fact mulitple) ballbag(s) on her face.

I didn't know you knew Polly?" "Who doesn't!? She's a MASSIVE fan!

by El Lobo Negro January 26, 2011

massive faggot

Davik.

Davik is a massive faggot when he screams.

by BlackHawkFTW December 9, 2015

Swanley massive

The home town of crazed nobody adam. The only one who thinks palace are a proper team of footballers.

Adam "Do u want to come to swanley?"
Other "No i will get mugged and might think palace are slightly good2

by James December 14, 2004

Mensing

When one man is sucking the life out of another man’s dick and right as the man receiving head is ejaculating, the first man bites the tip of the penis off and the second man screams so loud, he screams in tune, as if he’s singing a high g note. the first man proceeds to sautés the tip while singing the old tune, Yankee Doodle.

“dude, bryan was mensing the hell out of his boyfriend last night”

by assblaster257 March 20, 2019