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Mutagenic Symbiosis

Any Eukaryotic and Prokaryotic cells that share RNA or DNA to combine via Mutualistic Symbiosis to create a new form.
Mutagenic Symbiosis is like Modern Day Human Cells with Mitochondria inside them. Both the Human Cell and the Mitochondria were once 2 separate Eukaryotic Cells that joined together to form your cells.
by Nobody 🖤 February 7, 2023
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Skunk Mutt

1. The opposite of a sex kid.
2. A skanky, uncool uptight wannabe sex kid.
Dick Cheney and Helen Hunt are two notable skunk mutts.
by Cool Ray October 24, 2008
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The muted-flute

An exercise executed to avoid embarrassment whilst going to the loo in a place where a large, and/or loud poo may be released, and consequently heard by others.

A large amount of loo paper (sometimes a towel) is held directly underneath the bottom of the seated individual currently on the loo. Thus, the excess paper is designed to absorb most of the sound given off from the motion and changes the pitch of the tone to a more subdued base note.

Normally performed in public toilets where the walls separating the individual bowls are marginal; but also when a colleague/family member is know to be in close proximity.
Sam heard the others standing outside the loo, and because of the thin walls was forced to perform the muted-flute to avoid detection and embarrassment from his peers.

Josh entered the public loo's and knew straight away that today he'd be exercising the muted-flute as the partition between the individual lavatories was minimal.

Tom was going for a big crap - the muted flute was the obvious choice.
by goat19 May 16, 2009
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Crunch mute

The effect you get when you eat something particularly crunchy (potato chips, cereal), and you can't hear what's on television or what people are talking about.

This can be either good or bad.
I wanted to watch CSI: Miami and eat my Doritos, but I'll totally get crunch muted, and I won't be able to hear vital plot.

Though the whole show is basically vital plot.
by Interactive September 30, 2009
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Washington Mutuals

Ouch! She kicked me right in my Washington Mutuals.
by Uncle Chacka June 17, 2010
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Cyber Mutt

A Cyber Mutt can be an ugly facebooker
by DomEd January 22, 2011
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dusty mutt

A person who is honestly the most poo rat dirty greasey mutt in these here west indies.
by Kretchen May 28, 2016
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