mitten job

A handjob where the person giving wheres a mitten over their hand for increased heat and traction.

"Oh damn, did you hear she gave him a mitten job last Christmas?

by grawrgrawrgrawr August 13, 2011

Mittzy

That one girl who is cute and thick af and everything about seems perfect girl until you find out she vegan and a fucken feminist who thinks women are superior when in fact men are the superior gender

An insult so great the feminists tremble at the sound of the word. It means something so great even im afraid to say it but it is as scary as Borst Headass

Tiffany: OMG Janet ur a bitch!
Janet: NO U
Tiffany: NO U

Janet: Shut up you Mittzy!
*TIFFANY EXPLODES ON THE SPOT CAUSING A NUCLEAR HOLOCAUST*

by Tacuache Bodeguero March 28, 2019

Mittie

Een Mittie is iemand met een groot mannelijk voortplantingsorgaan uit het midden van Nederland.

Ken jij hem?
Ja tuurlijk ik ken elke mittie

by 3dil June 16, 2020

walta mitty

it can be universally, like the word cool

that is so walta mitty!!

by p wizzle April 14, 2008

smelly mitten

When an individual farts on their hand and then cups their hand over another indviduals nose.

I just gave my girlfriend a smelly mitten!

by sickaudi October 25, 2009

crotch mittens

To provide temporary relief whilst having cold hands; it is the use of a crotchal area, usually ones own, to use said crotch as a radiating heat source to envelope and warm ones hands.

Robyn's fingers were so cold from the blistering Chicago winter that she asked her boyfriend "do you have any gloves I can borrow?" Paul said "No", but suggested to Robyn "why don't you just stick your hands down your crotch for warmth, or better yet use mine as crotch mittens."

by Crusher33 March 7, 2010

Spitten mitten

The spitten mitten is the ingenious idea of making a life like blow up doll of your best friend and making millions off of your friends perfect image

Did you see the hottest new blow up doll? Oh, you mean the spitten mitten!!!

by Quickthetank November 18, 2014