Josie Lapense

One of the most magnificent woman you'll ever meet. Having many sides to her, yet only a few others can explore. She has a beautiful voice, and looks of a model. She's one of the smartest girls I know, but yet she doesn't consist of that nerdy characteristic. She's pretty social, and outgoing. & a total B0$$ at Volleyball. She has a heart of gold, always thinking of other, and not her self. One of the most amazing personalities you can find in a person. I'm glad to say she's mines. & I will always treasure her.

Yo there goes Matty's girl Josie Lapense, gah I wish I was as lucky as Matt.

by Her Boyfriend.. July 7, 2012

Hecatia Lapislazuli

The funny extra touhou boss of LoLK/Legacy of Lunatic Kingdom, probably goes to Hot Topic, friends with Junko and master of Clownpiece, the strongest touhou character to date, has three forms, goddess of hell, will probably beat you up, hates chang'e, and can access the dream world, let this bitch into lostword right now.

A : Bro how the fuck have they not added Hecatia Lapislazuli into lostword yet??
B : Having that Hot Topic shopper in lostword would be fucking overpowered

by The Rat in Your Attic February 18, 2022

Lapping

Oral sex on a woman

He gave me an amazing lapping last night.

by lily657 November 15, 2010

lapse in fudgement

when you're taking a shit and after the first log has dropped you experience a moment of paused defecation before the second log drops

Sorry I'm late but I couldn't hastily defecate due to a momentary lapse in fudgement

by Skawt Ef January 5, 2008

Laptop

Mobile porn.
Rumored to be used for school or work...

I love my laptop, it's porn-on-the-go.

by I Love Beer and Boobs December 26, 2008

Lapdog

A person with no real independent personality, only adoration for his or her significant other.

Have you met steve's new girlfriend? She's such a lapdog, all she does is shrug when you ask her a question, and then laugh at all of Steve's jokes.

by Youdosmellbad December 21, 2008

flap lapper

One more word for a lesbian.

“Hey, that new chick in the company is kinda cute.”

“No chance dude. Have you noticed her hoop earrings, the thumb ring and collection of Indigo Girl CDs? She’s got to be a flap lapper.

by Trav October 1, 2004