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Jaden Adrastos Callaway 

Jaden Adrastos Callaway is a widely known musician, among his other talents, he is currently playing the Drums. He played for professional bands such as the rock band Clutch, and Rosella. He is a native of Cleveland, Ohio (South Cambridgeshire UK) as he likes to call it.

He speaks, English, French, Arabic, Latin, and Taushiro (Pinche/Pinchi)

He is tallish, long flowing blonde hair, an Eagle Scout, and of British descent.
Did you catch the Clutch show last night? Yeah Jaden Adrastos Callaway gave me his sticks and I fainted.

I met this guy named Jaden Adrastos Callaway on the subway, He gave me an orgasm with his eyes.
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Jade is an ornamental stone (gem) that is said to have mysterious energies in China. Jade is called Yu in Chinese and is collected and valued by many for its antique value. The greener the Jade the more valuable it is.

Jade is a name applied to two different rocks that are made up of different silicate minerals (Nephrite & Jadeitite).

Jade in New Zealand is known as pounamu in the Mâori language, and is used as a faith symbol worn around the neck. Jade is used for many things world wide, from jewelry, faith symbols, weaponry etc

Jade is also known as a plant (Crassula ovata, Crassula portulacea) of friendship that originated in South Africa. Jade is a sort after plant in many countries, and is sometimes seen as having hidden money powers with one species of jade plant.

Jade is also an erotic film (1995) about a dirty whore who runs around sticking her high heel into guy’s arseholes. By day she is a respected wife who hates sex, and just lies there while being pumped. And by night she turns into a bondage mistress who can't get enough sex, and gets into more kink than a stray cat! Great Movie!!!
"That is a lovely piece of Jade, how much?"

"What the stone or my wife?"

"Whatevers the cheapest?"

"Hrmm... that would be my wife."

Split personality dilemma...
JADE: I swear David I wasn't involved in those bondage murders.
DAVID CORELLI: To whom am I talking to?
Jade by The Moody Poet February 2, 2007
that a complete babe, whos knickers you want in
mmmh... look at her, what a jade!
jade by conor_ September 27, 2007
Sucks at minecraft and call of duty (especially modern warfare 2)
rez: that guy sucks lol

az: yea he’s a jaden
Jaden by ANALBUSTERS April 23, 2019
She is a talented and gorgeous she is loved by many . Many boys are amazed by her beat and want her but she never accepts what others say she doesn't believe them. she has great trust and is loyal to those who is loyal to her . She is great sharing and is great speaking to people she's great at kissing . She makes people feel welcome and safe as long as there with her . She is like mother nature beautiful and important she looks out for all but she never hurt anyone .

People wish to be the sexy person she is and always will be .
Don't we all wish we could have a jade .
jade by The mighty truth March 12, 2017
Jades are backstabbing, attention craving, boyfriend stealing whores. We all know that one Jade who drags her ugly arse around Portadown looking for the dick to munch on. They tend to be obsessed with a man on the first look and won't stop until they at least cut their name into her arm
Jade by hitgirl.com December 18, 2011

Jade Puget 

he is sooo amazing, best guitarist, sexiest man i've ever seen, I LOVE HIM!
and davey too because hes a beautiful and amazing musician. Their both hott ooooohhhhh JADE DO ME NOW
HOT HOT HOT HOT beautiful sexy sexy man... great guitarist too..
Jade Puget by el.t February 5, 2004