Your mom’s favorite, eats roasted red pepper hummus for a living. Sucks at beer pong and can definitely out smoke any of you motherfuckers.
by punanislayer September 21, 2021
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Get the Blue Jade mug.The jaded crawl is a dance move that looks like the crab dance made popular by hip hop artist Benzo.
To do the jaded crawl, one must put their hands up on each side with bent elbows and make crab motions with their hands while walking back and forth sideways with bent legs.
To do the jaded crawl, one must put their hands up on each side with bent elbows and make crab motions with their hands while walking back and forth sideways with bent legs.
by Rushtonez September 13, 2018
Get the Jaded Crawl mug.The Jade Range is the act of calling your Significant other when they are on their way back from work and telling them that you are preparing dinner. You let the stove get hot and await their entry to the kitchen. When they arrive, you tell them to “come smell the food in the pan”. As he/she bends to smell the food in the pan, you defecate on the floor, break up with them, and say “Ta Ta!” as you graciously bow and walk out the door.
by Foodboi May 5, 2023
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by naratoe nutzx May 2, 2022
Get the maddison jade mug.An owned item or object left either intentionally or accidentally in the posession of another person (typically with one whom shares affection) ensuring the promise that they shall meet again. This may either be a special promise or a burden, depending on which person said item was left with.
Bro: "What are you looking for?"
Homie: "Just doing a quick once-over through your apartment. I'm leaving for Vegas and don't want to leave a jade comb"
"Oh, I left my hat? Keep it for now, it's my jade comb."
Take this necklace, it will be a jade comb promising I will meet you here again this time next year.
Homie: "Just doing a quick once-over through your apartment. I'm leaving for Vegas and don't want to leave a jade comb"
"Oh, I left my hat? Keep it for now, it's my jade comb."
Take this necklace, it will be a jade comb promising I will meet you here again this time next year.
by MotherOfPanda March 26, 2021
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