Jump hump

When you get someone to jump on the bed next to you soaking to get some of the friction going without you technically causing the movement

Dude, come on over, Aaron be soaking and I need you to jump hump for us.

by Lil Red Ridin 'ood September 26, 2021

sense of humour

The majority of people are able to experience humour, i.e., to be amused, to laugh or smile at something funny, and thus they are considered to have a sense of humour. The hypothetical person lacking a sense of humour would likely find the behaviour induced by humour to be inexplicable, strange, or even irrational. Though ultimately decided by personal taste, the extent to which a person will find something humourous depends upon a host of variables, including geographical location, culture, maturity, level of education, intelligence and context.

For example, young children's sense of humour may favour slapstick, such as Punch and Judy puppet shows or cartoons such as Tom and Jerry.

by Death Megatron 3000 April 16, 2013

human dildo

a person, male or female, who is so good at pleasuring his or her partner that they no longer require a dildo or vibrator to pleasure themselves.
Often a borderline nymphomaniac, the human dildo is an exceptional and sought-after lover.
A good human dildo is just happy to be there, selfless, patient, and thorough in his or her ministrations. Usually produces multiple orgasms.

Girl: "oh WOW! Remember that geeky guy I went out with last night? Well, I wasn't really into him until we started fooling around and he ate me out while finger fucking me at the same time! I have never been so turned on in my life, he knew all my pleasure buttons and wouldn't rush things, even when I was begging him for more! Then, he found my G-spot. Oh. My. God. I lost count after the first 20 orgasms! I could barely walk this morning!"

Friend: "LUCKY! You found a human dildo! Keep that one!

by Aphrodisia February 19, 2008

humdrum

1) Lacking variety or excitement; dull.
2)Monotonous talk or routine.

Screw all this humdrum! I'm going out for a drink.

by WuBang3R January 19, 2006

Humble

to be kind and honest, showing equality to others

B1zzle is the most humble being on the planet.

by Lizzzzzle June 11, 2014

camel's hump

The shit Jackie Chan was eating in Rush Hour while talking to Chris Tucker.

Tucker: Man, what you got me eating?
Chan: That's eel.
Tucker: What you got?
Chan: Camel's hump
Tucker: What?
Chan: Camel's hump

by pbanto September 30, 2008

humblebrag

Subtly letting others now about how fantastic your life is while undercutting it with a bit of self-effacing humor or "woe is me" gloss.

Uggggh just ate about fifteen piece of chocolate gotta learn to control myself when flying first class or they'll cancel my modelling contract LOL :p #humblebrag

by jakejakejakejakejakejake May 25, 2011