Wall Helmet

What retards wear to prevent (further) serious damage incurred from running into walls at top speed.

I love to watch George run around in his Wall Helmet.

by Deadly Girl January 1, 2004

Smelly Helmet

The act of pooing on a girl's head and then smushing it down with a stylish hat.

Allie Carpenter was annoying as shit so I threw her a Smelly Helmet real quick. She doesn't bother me anymore

by GhostPoop February 20, 2011

suck my helmet

Perform fellatio on me,

She can suck my helmet anytime.

by Nobbysparks February 24, 2011

at the helm

I'm in charge, son.

I'm at the helm, son, I'm da boss, you da son.

by Saralove May 5, 2014

The Belper Helmet

An overly large mushroom tipped mancumber that surprises even the most experienced rider

Brad"Hey Alison I think you've sat on a wet seat"
Alison" Owwe no I took on the belper helmet last night and I'm Still seeping

by Chard007 May 19, 2019

helma

Its a female protector or female warrior.
It origins in Germany, and the names Helmut and Wilhelmus go back to this root.

Helma stood in front of the village

by hemmel September 26, 2004

hells mells

Totally relaxed and chill, a.k.a. hella mellow.

Girl 1: So I hear you scared off George Clooney with your repeated text messages.

Girl 2: Whatever!! I sent him like TWO texts. It was hells mells!

Girl 1: Whoa, you need to mellow out. You know George Clooney scares off easily.

by newsvava February 12, 2009