HAMPYDOWN

French term for Hamburger so says Clusoe.

I wuld liek to buy a hampydown DDD;

by Hannah&Jessi October 30, 2007

Hampster Stuffer

Someone who gets sexual pleasure out of taping a rodents feet and shoving the person or persons penises up the rodent's anus.

"Your mother was a hampster stuffer."

"At least I don't hampster stuff.."

by TORIx October 21, 2008

Hampo

Hipster;
Hipster=Hippo+Hamster, use different syllables, you get

HAAAAAAAAAAMPO

That guy is such a hampo, look at his facial hair and scarf...

He's your grandpa!

by Shlaire February 23, 2009

Hampster Horay

The act of making love to a hampster with a biro

I fucked my hampster so hard it coughed ink! Hampster Horay

by Hampshire3321 October 15, 2008

hampon

An absorbent insert designed to soak up various, er, juices from packaged meats, such as spiral hams or roasts.

I do not believe that Raj cooked his holiday roast and forgot to take out the hampon.

by T Face Hollowhead January 1, 2010

hamette

Female version of a Ham. A female that is a pushover at any time for the sake of good attention which results in getting that attention and usually a good laugh.

My dog Stormy Sue is such a hamette. She will literally cozy up to anyone on the couch and lay her head on your shoulder.

Daisy Mae was a great hamette in her time by sitting on the kitchen chair next to you and giving her paw so that you would scratch her belly and would continue to do so until she was satisfied

by luvmydogz January 22, 2010

hamsta

when a gotee protrudes at least 2 inches past the chin

Lani loves obeds hamsta

by ong bak February 3, 2010