The Governor

A term widely used to describe the following sexual ceremony: While engaging in sexual intercourse, preferably from behind, and as the money shot approaches, the male "doer" spits on his partners back. When he/she turns around in disgust, the "doer" ejaculates into one eye of his partner and firmly punches the other eye, exclaiming "you have been Governed!". The "doer", now also known as "the Governor", then parades his triumph and is later honoured, by his judicators, with a t-shirt declaiming "The Governor!"

Clearly, The Governor is the only act to rectify virtuous social decorum!

by JB July 24, 2008

Government

See Shit Heads

The Government Sucks Dick at Everything

by Seagulls Of Santa!!! October 10, 2008

American Government

A system that used to be great, but is slowly turning into hell by people such as Donald Trump.

Hey, did you hear about the American Government?

Oh, you mean that disfigured eagle-worshipping cult?

by Disambiguation February 1, 2017

Shake Hands with the Governor of Love.

v. To masturbate.

Derived from the Latin phrase "Contremesco manuum per Imperator Diligo", lit. Shake hands with the Emperor of Love.

This phrase was believed to have been coined by Juvenal in order to express to a lady friend how he would like to masturbate onto her tits without being crude and causing offence.

1. I'm just off to shake hands with the Governor of Love.

2. Check it out! I just took a photo of me shaking hands with the Governor of Love.

3. Hey, baby. How about I shake hands with the Governor of Love all over your mammaries?

by Drew Peacock. September 27, 2009

government

An evil cult of Deists,Pagans and atheists who owned slaves,slaughtered the Indians and stole their land,started the KKK and blamed everything on Christianity because they all hate Christianity because it's the truth.And so they've taught you selective history and crammed their twisted Darwinian beilefs and Big Bang bullshit theories down your throat while lying their asses off to you getting you to loathe Christianity by doing every evil in it's name when they really secretly loathe it for it's good values.

Selective history,lies,distorting the truth.What more could you expect from a bunch of scumbags who are of the same cultist belief system as Adolf Hitler?

by smoka phat blunt if ya love the truth December 13, 2004

governess

a female governor. female politician that likes to debate with others about current events.

an intelligent woman but tries very hard to be "hip" by using terms such as "dip" incorrectly.

Ruth, the governess said "i'm going to ditch" instead of "i'm going to dip. She is very intelligent..but doesn't understand "hip" terms too well.

by eclipse101 July 7, 2010

government

An excess amount of information about a person.

Bob: Her middle name is Alysha
Bill: Yo, why you givin' out all her government like that.

by Alex Howard May 24, 2006