ear fisting

1. The sexual act of wrapping 3 or more Q tips together inserting it into one’s ear canal

2. A person who doesn’t want to hear the truth

Those gays went back to that ear fisting shit again

2.The boy billy is a real ear fister, I told him that he’s gay for watching gay porn but he just won’t hear it

by Gocnitively pmiaired January 13, 2018

shock fisting

1. Fisting another person while hooked up to a car battery

2. Surprising your partner by shoving your entire hand inside them yelling "Surprise!"

My girlfriend is in the hospital after getting Shock Fisted

My girlfriend wanted me to be spontaneous, so I tried Shock Fisting.

by Lord Daddy Vlad October 10, 2017

Minion Fisting

It's the act of someone punching a minion.

Timmy was Minion Fisting last night.

by RevengGhost August 8, 2019

fist-shrug

When you're too cool for mittens or gloves, and curl your fingers up into the sleeve of your coat.

Martha shivered in the cold and fist-shrugged to keep her hands warm.

by blahblahblah18572 September 7, 2010

The phantom fist

The act of inserting a glove into one's anus and inflating until maximum size has been achieved.

Sure the rotisserie is good but William often prefers the Phantom fist

by Lechero Supremo August 30, 2019

Wood Fist

The act of fisting another man or man like animal, wearing a lumberjack outfit, preferably while holding their dick, dressed in the look of an axe. Wood Shavings are shoved afterwards in the ass, for the other man to pull out, upon waking up.

Though it sounds horrible, many survivors have enjoyed there painful experience.

Man, my gramp gave me a good Wood Fist last night...
I'm still pulling the shaving's out

by Harrowific July 10, 2019

pizza fist

When one has eaten so much pizza that it cloggs up their pooper and the next morning it feels like you're shitting out a fist....

That Cici's buffet was the shit but tomorrow morning I'm gonna' have a serious pizza fist.

by dosxfx October 19, 2016