[Fail]

Failing at life. Being a noob.Posting the worst thread ever

Allonewordwrote commited a massive fail
when he wrote;

Corinthians Football Club
Sao Paolo
Brazil


06/01/09

Dear Corinthians

My name is Chip Debawl, and I come from a place in the United States called St. Paul, Minnesota. I love soccer so much. It’s much better than those looser jock sports like Football and Hockey.

Anyways, I love you guys at soccer. I think you are really neat.

I would like to give you guys a chance to draft me for next season. My soccer skills are really awesome.

If you could call me on Klondike 4729, that would be super.


Yours sincerely


Chip.

by alloneword January 6, 2009

failbarge

A more extreme or severe version of a failboat. Like a failboat, but worse.

Your stupidity and failure is total. You don't even captain the failboat, you captain the failbarge.

by Stark42 June 26, 2009

Failenese

The Language that all failures speak towards another.

1#-Wtf did he just say to that faggot?
2#-I dont know their speaking Failenese.

by Blazinet July 15, 2009

failalyzer

The use of a breathalyzers electronic results on a printed sheet as admissible evidence in a court of law for an OUI (operating under the influence) case, even though the defendant's counsel hasn't been allowed to determine whether or not the source code of the device is faulty.

Any breathalyzer used in court without testimony of the administering officer or without the papers from the manufacturer of the breathalyzer certifying the source code isn't broken or buggy and provides sound results is automatically deemed a failalyzer

Defendant and his Counsel meet before an OUI arraignment:

Counsel: Looks like we're not going to be able to take this to trial since a breathalyzers results are considered 100% accurate

Defendant: Yeah, but I only had one drink, and I wasn't even swerving very much. Are you sure those blood alcohol level results are accurate?

Counsel: Now that I think about it, the only guarantee I have is the manufacturers good will. I don't have any certifications as to the accuracy of the device or soundness of its source code and since we are in a court of a law, we must depend on legal documents; not simply the good will a business offers to its good customers.

Defendant: Yeah, we don't want a failalyzer in court

Counsel: We certainly don't

by legalpwn July 29, 2009

failcorner

A place on Twitter where you go where you fail. (99.5% of Twitter belongs there ALL the time)

Twitter won't let guys results show up in failcorner so it belongs in the failcorner

by ErictheAzn August 5, 2009

FAIL FUK

When you fail so hard you should really go screw yourself and leave everyone alone.

So this dude asked me for $50 so I told him to go FAIL FUK himself.

by KlumzyyKiddy August 25, 2009

failbag

Someone containing a large amount of fail.

Carile is such a failbag, she's only sixteen and already has three kids.

by Kitsuneboom September 9, 2009