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Face crickets

Face crickets : That strange Facebook phenomenon which happens when you post the best, the funniest, the saddest, or the most profound status update ever, and receive no likes, no share, no comments and only "Face crickets" .
I announced my engagement on Facebook today, and got nothing but Face crickets.
by RSGarza64 August 25, 2013
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face the fact

James needs to face the fact that Linda has moved on.
by applepie25 May 6, 2015
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Face Furniture

Another term for a man's beard
"Look at that guy's face furniture....I could totally sit on that!"
by toldyouZed May 21, 2016
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fabledfoxy

1. An uncommon word for "furry".

2. People use the phrase "wily like a fabledfox" or "sly as a fabledfox" for a reason. FabledFoxes are very smart in ways that matter: watching buck, finding food, and listening to the wise words of an intergalactic species known as "chat". They're smarter than most, but not all, actually this can be argued against in many ways.

3. Ginger girls named Beccy are dubbed "FabledFoxy"
1.

Hey man, I heard you were a fabledfoxy, is that true?
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yeah man, I actually went to one of their conventions recently

2. Damn you solved that puzzle like a true fabledfoxy
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Carnival Face

Someone who has a very disfigured face, is very unattractive, and looks like they give out goldfish if you throw a ball into a glass. Or if they work at McDonald's.
"Hey Carl, I was fucking this chick doggystyle, and she turned around, and WOAH, carnival face."
by A Lanz March 31, 2009
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frowny-face journalism

A subset of the more general human interest story, frowny-face journalism takes some boring, abstract, impersonal policy change or social problem, takes a big photo of some sad children whose playcentre is closing, an old couple who are being forced out of their subsidised housing or, in this case, a recently unemployed man losing his home(s). This way, readers automatically know what to think about the story - generally 'awwwww'.
"Did you read that article about the sad children whose playcentre was bulldozed down and replaced with a right-wing lobby group headquarters?"

"Was it Frowny-face journalism"

"it made me go awwww"
by NZ Nanny July 23, 2009
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Schmee Face

a particularily brutal member of the facial community
That dudes face looks like a ham walet
Yea, It's quite a schmee face
by aConcernedParent February 24, 2010
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